Sometimes that`s why we get sick, because the Lord is spanking us for being naughty.
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Jesus Spanking
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July 24, 2009 at 4:04 am
For some odd reason, the part in the exorcist where she is “impaling” herself with the cross came to mind.
July 24, 2009 at 7:21 am
Kinky.
July 24, 2009 at 8:59 am
Ooh, spank me!
Page from a Jack Chick tract, by the look of it… Yes?
July 24, 2009 at 9:05 am
But first, the oral sex!
July 24, 2009 at 9:15 am
I doubt it. Chick’s artistic skills have never been up to this level.
July 24, 2009 at 12:25 pm
Well, I’m glad that question has been answered. Apparently I’m an extremely naughty girl.
July 24, 2009 at 12:59 pm
Was there ever any doubt?
July 24, 2009 at 2:20 pm
Great, so if I’m bad God will make me sick or give me a bad injury to punish me. Then when I die he will send me to hell to be tortured for all eternity, and he will do all of this because he loves me……..Damn I miss spiritual mentor George Carlin.
July 24, 2009 at 8:32 pm
You’ve been in school Fish! George Carlin IS the Savior, He’s got horse sense. And He healed my soul! RIP George.
July 24, 2009 at 2:45 pm
Destroying a child’s budding sense of logic, cause and effect, crippling the individual, often for life, is what the author of that pamphlet/book/illustration is responsible for. It’s like Mowgli Syndrome, but for logic instead of linguistics. And then shit like Iraq happens, while we never go back to the moon. It’s cute; it’s stupid; and it’s *terrible*.
July 25, 2009 at 4:41 am
Live-savers of the modern medieval age: Alcohol and Irony!
July 25, 2009 at 6:40 pm
That girl with her pants down is hot.