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    1. I find the concept of Philosoraptor (, Couragewolf, and Bachelorfrog) to be hilarious, but given the fact that these pics are made by the mensa members at /b/ alot of these images fail.

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    2. Only idiots think the “day” in Genesis meant an actual 24 hour day. That’s one of the biggest mistranslations ever. The original word meant “the amount of time needed to complete a task.”

      It’s rather like when someone asks you to come over, and you say “I’ll be there in a minute.” You don’t really mean an actual minute, you mean “the amount of time needed for me to finish whatever I’m doing.” It’s the closest you’ll come to the original word in English.

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      • Shut up, everyone knows that the bible is meant to be taken 100% literally. It iss completely impossible for man or god to speak in a metaphysical sense or to put multiple meanings into scripture or spoken word.

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      • “Only idiots think the “day” in Genesis meant an actual 24 hour day. That’s one of the biggest mistranslations ever. The original word meant “the amount of time needed to complete a task.””

        so if the universe was created in six “days” and a “day” is the length of time it takes to complete a task, and the task that needed to be completed was creating the universe then shouldn’t the universe have been created in one “day”?

        of course, how would he know how many “days” it took at all, numbers hadn’t been created yet

        stupid god, trying to count before he even invented numbers

        …and don’t tell me god didn’t invent numbers, numbers are in the bible and the bible is the word of god so therefore god invented numbers

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    3. funny thing is that God did not invent time
      time does not even existed
      man made time up so it was easier 4 us 2 remember things that happen and 4 making our lives easier least chaotic

      so it really does not make seance
      bible course is bullshit
      the moment they found the bones of the dinosaurs
      it was clear 2 all the smart people of the world
      that it is not the words of God

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    4. In response to the second picture, he could have known by the hours of sunlight and daylight.

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      • Sunlight and daylight, hmmmm?

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        • Well, he obviously meant sunlight, and nightlight! ¶

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          • Well, don’t I feel stoopid. ¶

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          • No, sunlight and daylight.

            Sorry, I was slaying a dragon….

            Anyways, basically you have the sunlight spectrum, and the daylight spectrum (to start off with)

            The sunlight spectrum consists of the multi-layered time-space capsules (known to you non-rocket-scientists as the o-zone layer)

            The amount of C02 released and trapped while the sunlight hits the ground is about 5.2328187 times that without sunlight passing, also known as “daylight”

            The calendar and the way we measure time is not very accurate as we have to change the time an hour every once in a while.

            All I was saying was that he could have measured by the hours of SUNLIGHT and the amount of time THERE WAS DAYLIGHT….IT’s NOT FUCKING ROCKET SCIENCE…OR MAYBE IT IS,,,,,FFS

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    5. OOOOO goodie! Another God thread! Are we going to try and break the 200 post record!?

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    6. Time exists.

      am I smarts yet?

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