Sitting down to pee

Chris and Choche were talking one day when Chris says, ‘I went to see the doctor the other day for that pain in my back. ‘So what happened? Choche asked. ‘Well, he ran a bunch of tests, gave me some pills and sent me home. Told me to stay in bed for a week. He also told me to sit down whenever I had to pee. Can you imagine that? A grown man having to sit to pee? ‘Why would he want you to sit to pee? Choche asked ‘Well”, said Chris, ‘With my bad back, he doesn’t want me picking up anything too heavy.”

via Sat July 4 – Lefturn’s Funny Shit.


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