Plain and simple.

“This is basically the equivalent to a fully customized raised truck you see in the magazines.”
No, it isn’t.

“You could not afford to do this, nor do you know someone who could.”
Yes, I could and yes, I do.

“It’s for sand (obvious and previously stated)”
Duuuuuuurrrrrrhhhh!

“It doesn’t need to turn because this thing is put on a trailer and only used on the sand.”
No, it actually needs to turn as it is a vehicle. Most vehicles for the last few centuries have had even rudimentary steering.

“This this is very costly. It’s also about the equivalent to buying a custom frame for a car and completely rebuilding it (please don’t think of that crappy delorina or w/e, think of candy coated frames like this one.”
Sooo, let me get this right…pay more than the vehicle is worth, “upgrading” it. Yeah, you’re not trailer trash, chavtastic dogshit.
Now go tear my tickets while I take my gorgeous into a movie.

This is basically the equivalent to a fully customized raised truck you see in the magazines.

You could not afford to do this, nor do you know someone who could.

It’s for sand (obvious and previously stated)

It doesn’t need to turn because this thing is put on a trailer and only used on the sand.

This this is very costly. It’s also about the equivalent to buying a custom frame for a car and completely rebuilding it (please don’t think of that crappy delorina or w/e, think of candy coated frames like this one http://images.minitruckinweb.com/wallpaper/0512mt+custom_truck_frame+zoom.jpg

“Isn’t my stripped down quad motorcycle awesome?”

“Yeah sure¶”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ytCEuuW2_A