Things Said Just Prior to an Accident

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    1. “Someone’s texting me…”

      “[anything said on a cell phone]”

      “Something’s wrong with this GPS…”

      “Settle down back there!”

      “Look at the tits on her!”


    2. I should have bought a squirrel!


    3. This appears to not be about car accidents.

      In any case one time when I wrecked the guy in the passenger seat said, on the phone, “Let me call you back, baby, we’re about to crash” literally five second before we crashed and he was able to put his phone in his pocket somehow.


      • The last car accident I was in, I was rear-ended while stopped for a school bus. I and my son were on our way to school. I was just past the top of hill that was also on a curve and there was a drizzling of frozen rain. I could hear her coming, looked in my rear view and said to my son, “Oh shit, this is gonna hurt.”, then BAM! It knocked my seat off of its seat track, and the girl who hit me (one of my students), the front of her car ended up under the gas tank of my truck. That one hurt and my truck was totally wrecked.


    4. They forgot HAHAHAHAHA!!!, which is what my friends said when I had one. Or do I just need new friends?


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