Comments on: Brazilian wandering spider

By: Sticky

Sticky — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 06:15:27 +0000

Enjoy when the cells in your dick begin to rupture and you get it amputated from gangrene. Also, that 4+ hour boner? EXTREMELY PAINFUL.

By: saborlas

saborlas — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 01:23:58 +0000

*crosses Brazil off the list of places to visit*

By: fracked again

fracked again — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 23:34:41 +0000

Really? I’ve seen a guy handle a funnel web spider, and those things give me the willies.

By: LordPartyTime

LordPartyTime — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 17:52:01 +0000

Read Rant by Chuck Palahniuk. serious awesome.

By: Graceless

Graceless — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 17:23:39 +0000

Viagra for people who are just EXTREME

By: Messatsunokami

Messatsunokami — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 15:36:50 +0000

I was scrolling down and saw this. Now I got the squirts. Thank you

By: LordPartyTime

LordPartyTime — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 13:51:41 +0000

4+ hour boner? Who are you, Rant Casey?

By: thelotuseater725

thelotuseater725 — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 10:55:54 +0000

JESUS FUCK WHY IN HELL HASN’T THAT MAN SHAVED HIS ARMS? Spiders are attracted to hair, it’s why they get so hair

By: Philmoney

Philmoney — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 07:58:37 +0000

all i read was “4+ hour boners”. sign me up.

By: Luminary

Luminary — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 06:56:09 +0000

That shit needs to go behind a Not-Safe-For-Anything cut.

Also, take off and nuke from orbit.

By: Sticky

Sticky — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 06:48:17 +0000

Spider is obviously defanged. Otherwise that guy would be screaming in pain and the spider would still be trying to bite him and inject even MORE venom into him unless he managed to kill it.

By: RSIxidor

RSIxidor — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 06:14:41 +0000

Can also cause people to burn it with fire.

I like spiders, but that shit is scary. Poisonous spiders aren’t supposed to get that big. At least, ones that can harm humans anyway.