Billy Mays

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Let us honor what he and his beard gave us.



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    Brushaway

    har har

    frogurtx

    I’m actually sad about this one.

    Tyger42

    Mattered how? He was an obnoxious informercial pitchman.

    loserwannabe

    but he was sexy. the world just became a lot more dull.

    Tyger42

    Sexy? Meh, well, maybe I’m not qualified to judge, being male and straight. :p

    Still, a man’s dead, and that’s sad in itself. But the fact that he’s famous doesn’t make it more so, IMO. ( Nor does the fact that he was annoying make it less so )

    tiki god


    So because you’re straight you can’t tell if a member of your own sex is good looking or not? I’m not gay or bi but I can still tell when a dude’s lookin good.

    Tyger42

    Not necessarily saying that, Tiki. Just that I don’t think he’s that good looking ( not really ugly either, though ), but figured maybe I’m biased by not being attracted to men. *shrug*

    multi_masked

    Aw man. I used to fantasize about him. He was one hot bear! Woof!

    loserwannabe

    I agree… though he was a lot sexier before he colored his beard

    MikeB86

    honoring what he gave us??? like a pain in my ass every time he came on tv? thanks you clown.

    Luke Magnifico

    AGREED

    LET US HONOUR HIM

    WITH ALL CAPs, ALL THE TIME

    CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR BILLY MAYS

    Sticky

    I APPROVE THIS MESSAGE AND SUPPORT BILLY MAYS. EPIC MAN WAS EPIC.

    kr.thom

    I think he was a fantastic pitchman. He was annoying but still good at what he did. And when he wasn’t in pitchman mode, he was pretty awesome.

    The_Royal_We

    I’m sure no one will believe me, so I don’t know why even I’m posting this, but:

    I fucked him.

    It was almost exactly a year ago. I was visiting a friend who goes to law school at UCLA. We went out to a salsa club (which is one of the few non-nerdy things I do well). After dancing a bit, he told me his name and there was a pause, like I should be impressed, and he said, “you know, from all those infomercials?”. And was I was like, “Yeah, I’m from Seattle.” and he laughed. So ended up going back to my friend’s apartment, drank some wine, then he took his girlfriend home, and well…

    Anyway, I didn’t realize who he was until I got home and tried to look-up his number on-line.

    I think I’ve still got some picture on my old cell phone. I’ll check when I get home.

    Foxy

    I’m sad about this one too. He may have annoyed some people, but he had a family, he was relatively young, and good at what he did.

    Marrock

    At least he wasn’t a pedophile… as far as we know.

    marcuserektus

    Conked on the head with a suitcase during a rough plane landing…sounds like subdural hematoma. Of course it could just be delayed cardiac surprise from the front tire of the plane blowing out.

    Dreth

    Fuck Billy Mays.

    Sticky

    *points to The_Royal_We’s comment*

    TheLotusEater725

    YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH WHILE BILLY MAYS IS DYING

    ALSO BILLY MAYS DEATH HAS MADE ME SADDER THAN MJ’S DEATH.

    Tyger42

    My sea monkey’s death made me sadder than Whacko Jacko’s.

    PmWi

    I’m still not convinced he died of any head trauma. I think someone poured a mixture of OxiClean and Kaboom into one of his drinks. Either way, he was an icon of his industry and took his career one step farther than anyone else. No pitchman will ever fill Billy Mays’ shoes. My t.v. will never be the same.

    dtepes

    What are the odds that the Shamwow guy murdered him?

    nyoki

    Did Mays bite his tongue?

    76muss

    Tombstone will read
    “Billy Mays Here!”

    Johyo

    RIP

    dorix
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