Comments on: You Mean A Woman Can Open It?

By: FemFatale

FemFatale — Sat, 27 Jun 2009 16:06:15 +0000

Oh wow, without a husband! How new age.

By: Dungholder

Dungholder — Sat, 27 Jun 2009 15:03:29 +0000

weird i know the guy that owns alcoa

By: hvymetal86

hvymetal86 — Sat, 27 Jun 2009 12:44:38 +0000

Everything from Puttzburgh, I mean Pittsburgh, is inferior

By: jadechimera

jadechimera — Sat, 27 Jun 2009 12:20:15 +0000

The superior Pittsburgh metal product contains an inferior non-Pittsburgh ketchup product.

By: ohmybob

ohmybob — Sat, 27 Jun 2009 10:32:36 +0000

FUCK YOU KETCHUP. WE SHALL OVERCOME. *burns bra*

By: dieAntagonista

dieAntagonista — Sat, 27 Jun 2009 09:47:53 +0000

I struggle with opening plastic bottles at times, so I just cut a small hole on the side with a knife.

YOU MAY TAKE MY DIGNITY BUT YOU WILL NEVER CAUSE ME TO DIE OF DEHYDRATION YOU FILTHY POLYETHYLENE SQUEAK IN HELL

By: FlyingMantisShrimp

FlyingMantisShrimp — Sat, 27 Jun 2009 09:35:00 +0000

What. The. Eff. Ever.

Bottle caps and jar lids are still, to this day, humiliating both sexes.

By: Brushaway

Brushaway — Sat, 27 Jun 2009 08:22:31 +0000

as much as id like to agree with that, i think what they are going for is “oh i am so suprised even i can open it”.
2 more reasons : she isnt even remotely pretty, and this ad is directed at women.

By: velador

velador — Sat, 27 Jun 2009 08:19:37 +0000

judging by the shape of her mouth and the way she holds her hand I would say that she is more interested in blowing the bottle open.

old ads like this are great.
shows you that even back then they sold their shit with sex.

By: Billy Manic

Billy Manic — Sat, 27 Jun 2009 08:19:17 +0000

Well, that’s not degrading at all.

By: nyokki

nyokki — Sat, 27 Jun 2009 08:12:09 +0000

Holy crap! Where can I get one of these newfangled bottles w/ lids even I could open.