You Mean A Woman Can Open It?

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“Easily – without a knife blade, a bottle opener, or even a husband!”


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    nyoki
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    Holy crap! Where can I get one of these newfangled bottles w/ lids even I could open.

    Billy Manic
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    Well, that’s not degrading at all.

    velador
    Member

    judging by the shape of her mouth and the way she holds her hand I would say that she is more interested in blowing the bottle open.

    old ads like this are great.
    shows you that even back then they sold their shit with sex.

    Brushaway
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    as much as id like to agree with that, i think what they are going for is “oh i am so suprised even i can open it”.
    2 more reasons : she isnt even remotely pretty, and this ad is directed at women.

    FlyingMantisShrimp
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    What. The. Eff. Ever.

    Bottle caps and jar lids are still, to this day, humiliating both sexes.

    dieAntagonista
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    I struggle with opening plastic bottles at times, so I just cut a small hole on the side with a knife.

    YOU MAY TAKE MY DIGNITY BUT YOU WILL NEVER CAUSE ME TO DIE OF DEHYDRATION YOU FILTHY POLYETHYLENE SQUEAK IN HELL

    ohmybob
    Member

    FUCK YOU KETCHUP. WE SHALL OVERCOME. *burns bra*

    jadechimera
    Member

    The superior Pittsburgh metal product contains an inferior non-Pittsburgh ketchup product.

    hvymetal86
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    Everything from Puttzburgh, I mean Pittsburgh, is inferior

    Dungholder
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    Dungholder

    weird i know the guy that owns alcoa

    FemFatale
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    FemFatale

    Oh wow, without a husband! How new age.



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