A pompous Scottish laird met a farmer one morning, and observed:
“Well, Sandy, you’re getting very bent. Why don’t you stand up straight,
like me?â€
“Eh, mon,†replied Sandy, “d’ye see yon field of corn?â€
“I do,†said the laird.
“Ah, weel,†said Sandy, “ye’ll notice that the full heids hang down, an’
that the empty yins stand up.â€
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