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Patent filed by Michael Jackson to describe the method of leaning beyond the centre of gravity

smooth criminal 358x500 Patent filed by Michael Jackson to describe the method of leaning beyond the centre of gravity

Patent #5,255,452
October 26, 1993

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6 Responses to Patent filed by Michael Jackson to describe the method of leaning beyond the centre of gravity

  1. nate, you’re the best. I can’t thank you enough for this.

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  2. Please tell me this is a joke, as I do not have the energy or the wherewithall to actively debunk this claim.

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  3. WTF. First the “magicians secrets revealed” now THIS. Stop raping my childhood!!!!!!!!!! lalalala

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  4. Good god, everyone, he wasn’t REALLY able to do this. It’s been disclosed by him and the producers of that vid. Puh-leez.

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