Bacon Lube. You Know, for Porking

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The pork-loving makers of Bacon Salt, Baconnaise and Bacon Lip Balm, have a new product planned for store shelves near you: Baconlube. Yep. A bacon flavored “personal lubricant.” For the lady who can\’t get enough salty meatiness. [source]


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    Too far?

    one
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    No, you can never go too far with bacon.

    General X
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    Yes, but is it kosher?

    j_bryon
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    If I am not mistaken it can’t be kosher as it is made of pork.

    Philmoney
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    and all this time i’ve just been using the baconnaise as lube. i’m sold.

    Puulaahi
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    This makes me ill. Is there hashbrown flavor?

    token2k6
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    I wonder what the psychological rammifications of this would be if one was fucking a fat chick and using this? If you had your eyes shut, would you suddenly think you were fucking a pig?? Would that mean you’re into beastiality?

    natedog
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    all i can think of is casemods slathering up one of his bitches

    i am so ashamed

    Messatsunokami
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    Messatsunokami

    ohhh…it’s not to actually use WITH bacon..guess I was doing it wrong



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