Overdrawn Bank Account

A good story is told of a pawky old Scot, who like many others, finds
himself rather short of cash just now. His account was £60 over drawn,
and the banker rang him up on the telephone to tell him about it, and to
suggest that he had better bring it down a bit or clear it altogether.

‘Oh, aye, replied the pawky one. ‘I’m £60 short am I? Will ye just look
up an’ tell me hoo my account stood in June?”

‘Oh, the banker said, ‘you were all right then; you had £250 to your
credit.”

‘Aye, an’ did I ring you up in June? was the caustic rejoinder.

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