“Do you think I shall live until I’m ninety, doctor?â€
“How old are you now?â€
“Forty.â€
“Do you drink, gamble, smoke, or have you any vices of any kind?â€
“No. I don’t drink, I never gamble, I loathe smoking; in fact, I haven’t
any vices.â€
“Well, good heavens, what do you want to live another fifty years for?â€
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