HAHA! AS IF THAT WOULD STOP MY MASSIVE FLOW OF CAPS IN COMMENTS. SUCK ON THAT!

Where’s locust? Did that evil button kill him?
LLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOCCCCCCCCCCCUUUUUUUSSSSSTTTTTTTT!?

Lotus has asked me to make a statement on his behalf:

Lotus is busy porkin’ all of your mothers. He will reply in due time, once the aforementioned women have been satisfactorily pleased.

HEY LOOK THIS IS THE PART WHERE WE ALL TALK IN CAPS BECAUSE IT’S FUNNY RIGHT GUYS RIGHT?

nope, rule 39 doesn’t apply for you

I still use the shift key

I ONLY USE THE SHIFT KEY> WHAT”S CAPSLOCK?

I’d still manage to get that key mashed anyways. It never fails. I know there’s software out there to turn into a ctrl key, but then I’d screw up on the other systems/keyboards.