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best friend, only because you blacked out and never figured out that the reason you woke up with your arm dislocated is because your friend was a shitfaced moron and dragged you home by it.
Couches can never be more than a friend.
I have always said a true friend helps you hide a body.
A true friend has sex with you.
Not something my drinking buddies and I have ever gotten to
A true friend swallows.
true… very true, nothing feels better than finding yourself in good hands after a heavy night of blackout juice
A true friends buys you a couch then drops you on it so he can draw dicks on your face.
best friend, only because you blacked out and never figured out that the reason you woke up with your arm dislocated is because your friend was a shitfaced moron and dragged you home by it.
bastard.
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