So, WTF? You Fail at calling fail. Failer.

Besides you used HERSHERYS as your source!!! WTF! You fail.

WE have Hersey, Tastykake, more Soda Pop makers then you could imagine (quick, now many flavors of Birch Beer are there?), a Pretzel or Potato chip (Utz, Hartley, Middlesworth) factory every 50 miles….

and we are largely healthy

Fat people are fat because they are lazy. That is why most of the fatties live down in the deep south and/or in areas with lots of illegal aliens

www.qualityhealth.com/dieting-articles/10-fattest-cities-america

Dark chocolate is known to be good for the heart.

Reese’s is full of protein
As are Mr. Goodbars, chock full of peanuts since 1925. 10% of your daily requirement of protein in fact.

All of the above our superb sources of antioxidants.

They are also Kosher.

www.hersheys.com/products/kosher.asp

Before you make negative and ill informed comments about the marketing of a great American company, perhaps you should consider modern medical research. If you were not such a lard asses, you could easily add any of these products to your diet, and lose weight successfully.