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    camusapprentice

    Its times like when I should be out the door in a minute. My dog whined all night, my cat spent my last 20 usable minutes of sleep to scratch around in her catbox and keep me up and now I get to go to my shitty telemarketing job when only 6 months ago I woke up at 10 every day to go to class then my job as a researcher at the state. When I couldnt hate my life any more, I see this.

    If the tartus materialized in my living room youd never see me again.

    dieAntagonista

    You rule. Hard.

    Marrock

    Seconded.

    If that blue box showed up here there’d be naught left of me but a vapor trail I’d be out of here so fast.

    camusapprentice

    I apologize. I was out of it when I spelt it tartus. But you know it the twarnawk galaxy, There is no “di” sound, so they pronounce it Tart-us. Im having difficulty re-acclimating to proper standard grammar.

    CMoorehead

    I as well would kiss this rock goodbye and never return. Ohh if it were ever so…

    TGGeko

    eh, I liked the actor from the first season better.

    CMoorehead

    Are you referring to William Hartnell as the 1st Doctor and first series or Christopher Eccleston as The Doctor of the 2005 series.

    elzarcothepale

    Frankly though, I suspect you ‘tards
    would completely forget to bring your towel,
    ultimately dooming your chances of surviving, and pissing Towelie off to no end.

    Here, a Hitchhikers “Leave in the Corner” Bag list:
    *Towel- your favorite one, preferably large and hopefully not very threadbare.
    *Ziplock Bags. Full or not, if you fill them, trail-mix, dried fruit, beef jerky and sugar.
    *Two thermos containers. One with water, one with vodka. OR whatever- vodka has a few more applications, but you’re the one who needs a drink right now, dammit- so your call.
    *Multi-tool: high end quality and well maintained.
    *Digital camera: lots of memory cards. These of course are a luxury item and should be the first to go in an emergency, but who knows if you’ll get the chance to show your vacation slides.
    *Digital recording device: Of the “Note To Self” variety. Don’t give me that look- those fucking things have saved more Average-Joe protagonists than all the cavalry charges, plucky sidekicks and infants with high powered firearms combined.
    *Brass Knuckles: No ammo. No sharpening. All awesome.
    *Change of clothes: hoodie, socks, gloves and a pair of waterproof steel toed boots are a must.
    *No less than two rolls of duct tape.

    Feel free to add as you see fit-
    there’s always more stuff you’d want to have just in case (if you aren’t bursting with machismo and think you can tackle completely mind blowing situations with no anchors to reality)
    If you think it’s simply too much, try it out and you’ll see that the towel, boots and thermoses are the only really bulky items. Just get a sturdy backpack, fill ‘er up, and strap the towel in a roll on top.

    of course,
    if the ticket out shows up,
    and your bag isn’t at hand, don’t go looking for it. Ask Trillian.
    She did it both ways.

    That’s why I carry half this stuff on me at all times. Lotsa pockets, smaller versions, and you’re good to gtfo.

    Marrock

    Why do you think I carry this bloody damn backpack where ever I go?

    Sure as hell isn’t for the fashion statement it makes…

    And add to the list a first aid kit, one of those magnesium fire starter blocks with the flint stuck to the side, and gloves; work and cold weather depending on the season.

    The knucks usually reside in a back pocket,in case I can’t get to the ‘pack quick enough and don’t feel like using a knife.

    elzarcothepale

    ah!
    forgot about fire.

    CMoorehead

    With the TARDIS all you need is a Sonic Screwdriver

    elzarcothepale

    that’s as may be,
    but you can hardly expect your benefactor to keep track of you all the time.
    Or, as Leela put it:
    “We’re practicing our hand to hand combat, in case someone knocks our ray-guns out of our hands and they slide all the way across the room.”
    (standard rules of me not bothering to look up the exact quote apply)

    TGGeko

    does anyone know if duct tape can fix a hull breach? Not too big. ’bout the size of a penny.

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