Superman Punches Batman

Added on May 29th, 2009 by pennicowan4 | Report Post
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MalcoveMagnesia (#2270)

14 years ago

Why can’t they just get along??

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zipfer (#2732)

14 years ago

Unless it was a love punch that means he’s dead. Cause Superman is teh strongz

tiki god (#1) (MCS+)

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Reply to zipfer

14 years ago

really? I had no clue

zipfer (#2732)

Reply to tiki god

14 years ago

That’s why I’m here to tell ya!

mld (#3619)

14 years ago

Can go one of two ways.

Either add caption for Supes, “Back in the kitchen and bring me a sammich , be-aitch!”

replace Bat-head with pink mist and add sound effect ‘splitch’

then full of win

tiki god (#1) (MCS+)

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Reply to mld

14 years ago

or alternatively, batman stands back up and beat the shit out of superman?

natedog (#1905)

Reply to tiki god

14 years ago

no, tiki.

batman looses this battle EVERY time

you see the pic? the moment just after the impact of the Superfist to the Batface?

yup. that’s how it ends, and that’s how it will always end

Luke Magnifico (#1029)

14 years ago

Shouldn’t Batman’s head, like, explode?

mld (#3619)

14 years ago

yes, into a pink mist and with the sound effect splitch

check out
www.sundayat10.com/?num=155

that works too.

Ark-Angel (#5685)

14 years ago

Actually Natedog you are wrong.. Batman always wins the fights… Batman has beat down Superbitch so many times it isn’t funny. Why? Because Supes is a damn boy scout and Batman will do whatever it takes.. The End. For referance.. see Hush Storyline, also.. Dark Knight by Miller.

rattybad (#461)

Reply to Ark-Angel

14 years ago

Wow, that’s quite a body of works you’ve cited there. Miller’s got a hard-on for hating Superman, and none of his shitty writing can be taken seriously…that’s why it’s not canon. And Hush *sucked*; Jeff Loeb can’t write.

Get some history, boy. And some goddam common sense. Batman wins when the writers have elaborate set-ups so that Batman *could* win. But all Superman would have to do is fly around the world, zero in on Batman, punch is head off, and game over. The reason he hasn’t done so is because he knows what a pussy bitch Batman would ultimately be. Seriously, what? Have you been reading comics for a whole five years or so?

rebel4309 (#9278)

14 years ago

Supes is just mad that the goddamn Batman had sex with Louis Lane… On HIS desk at the Daily Planet. Why you might ask??? CAUSE HE’S THE GODDAMN BATMAN BITCHES!!!

rattybad (#461)

14 years ago

Alex Ross makes these two look like fat old men. Batman’s utility belt looks like a man-corset. Take that off and it’s a beer belly for Batman.

Ark-Angel (#5685)

14 years ago

Your opinion that Jeph Loeb can’t write is just that, your opionion. The Hush storyline was oen of the Best storylines in the batman comics of late. and most people agree except for the ones that want to disagree for the sake of being a douche.

Any Batman story however is ten times better than the Superman books.. let’s see.. He’s the man of steel and practically invincible, what possible story could we tell, yet again, with Superman… OH LOOK LEX LUTHOR HAS (Insert Color Here) Kryptonite, and is going to get revenge on Superman…. wow.. amazing. It’s a must read.

Also I’m not a huge fan of Alex Ross.. only thing I’ve seen I thought was amazing was a painting he did of Joker and Harley.. I just don’t like the look he gives the characters.