Drowning Man

Added on May 28th, 2009 by elissa16s396 | Report Post
Tags:Dark Humor, WTF

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Sticky (#463)

14 years ago

*in a grizzled voice you would imagine someone named Captain Ahab to have* The white whale…aye, I know the tales…

Liam4Now (#5747)

14 years ago

{GURGLED UNDERWATER SCOTTISH VOICE MODE: ON}
Harpoons!! Get the harpoons before she dives deep!!! I canna keep her up at the surface any longer!!
{GURGLED UNDERWATER SCOTTISH VOICE MODE: OFF}

hufnmouth (#3256)

14 years ago

Well, at least she’s happy.

pandapower (#1237)

14 years ago

in fat or water?

deuce (#933)

14 years ago

You’re so fine (You’re so fine), so bright and shiny fine (Fine)
And I’m so proud to say that you in fact are a friend of mine
And doubly pleased (Doubly pleased) with crooked wobbly knees
I dive on in and backstroke right across these seas of cheese
But on the times when I’m not such a giving man
Please flip me out of the fire and backup into the frying pan
And if you’re down looking like you’re gonna drown
Of all your friends I’m the one who’s most apt to stick around
I’m a drowning man
Who will save this drowning man?
Who will save this drowning man?
Who will save this dirty drowning man?