The Best Of Intentions, The Worst Of Retentions

Customer: ‘Hello?”

Me: ‘Hello ma’am, this is **** Bookstore. I’m calling to let you know the book you ordered has come in.”

Customer: ‘What? You’re who?”

Me: ‘This is **** Bookstore. You ordered a book from us and it’s here.”

Customer: ‘I ordered a book?”

Me: ‘Yes.”

Customer: ‘I don’t remember ordering anything.”

Me: ‘The order sticker says you ordered it last week. The title is Improving Your Memory.”
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