A Dildo

A Dildo



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    Liam4Now

    Funny… that doesn’t look like my shop teacher…

    and that’s what we called him all the time.

    Sticky

    “MOM, KITTY’S BEIN’ A DILDO!”

    natedog

    then i know one kitty kitty who’s sleeping with Mommy tonite!

    Chenoan

    You are so awesome right now =D

    Sticky

    …Wha–?

    natedog
    hvymetal86

    A dick a day keeps the vibrator away.

    RSIxidor

    Some girls like a vibrator as well as a dick. You know, to keep things interesting.

    nyoki

    No. No, it doesn’t.

    Paul_Is_Drunk

    Not that I care, since I make the rules around here, but isn’t that slightly NSFW?

    “Hey, Bob, how’s that report… uh…”
    “Oh, hey boss!”
    “Bob… are you looking up dildos online?”

    frightfulfish

    not when Tiki posts it. and if you know MCS then you browse it at your peril not his

    Paul_Is_Drunk

    Like I said, I don’t care. I peruse much worse sites (for a work environment) than any of my employees.

    However, I contain this uncanny ability to predict how people respond in other situations (amazing – I know), and in other companies this would be NSFW.

    jediadept

    WOW! Tiki has the site running better than ever and his choices of posts weaker and weaker and…

    Liam4Now

    In Tiki’s defence, this post could’ve been queued up longer that last night’s drunken coding update.

    Hye guys, I’m gpoina to g be coding, exicind the problem site

    cloudmerchant

    Actually, that’s a vibrator. Traditionally, a dildo is a straight rubber phallus, no machinery involved.

    This vibrator is either The Rabbit or a good knock-off. It’s designed to stimulate both the clitoris and the vagina simultaneously, hopefully to a g-spot orgasm (which few women ever actually experience). A g-spot orgasm is often associated with female ejaculation though it’s possible to have one without the other.

    The vibrator was invented in the late 1800s by a doctor who treated “female hysteria” by manipulating women to orgasm with clitoral stimulation since most women at that time weren’t being given orgasms by their husbands.

    We have the modern vibrator because his hand got tired.

    I am a literal font of useless information.

    deuce

    Yeah, I’m gonna have to call TMI on this.

    dieAntagonista

    There can never be too much information. Never.

    sws4420

    How the fuck is that not NSFW? I’m sure my manager would rather have a nice looking woman wit a lowcut shirt on my screen than a god damned vibrator.

    compasseagle89

    NSFW! NSFW! for the love of (tiki) god, NSFW!!!

    Luke Magnifico

    My dick vibrates on demand.

    I am The Next Step in phallus evolution.

    kezia347

    nice vocab 🙂

    Sticky

    “The Next Step” requires capitalization.

    sylvanish

    …never your dildo.

    nyoki

    Nope, just a dildo.

    cloudmerchant

    Nine times out of ten it’s an electric razor, but every once in a while…

    frightfulfish

    but I don’t own a…

    tiki god

    Narrator: Was it ticking?
    Airport Security Officer: Actually throwers don’t worry about ticking ’cause modern bombs don’t tick.
    Narrator: Sorry, throwers?
    Airport Security Officer: Baggage handlers. But, when a suitcase vibrates, then the throwers gotta call the police.
    Narrator: My suitcase was vibrating?
    Airport Security Officer: Nine times out of ten it’s an electric razor, but every once in a while…
    [whispering]
    Airport Security Officer: it’s a dildo. Of course it’s company policy never to, imply ownership in the event of a dildo… always use the indefinite article a dildo, never your dildo.
    Narrator: I don’t own…

    frightfulfish

    don’t worry, it’s not a threat to you.

    Tiki is awesome like that

    SumoSnipe

    The top of that thing looks rather Lovecraftian. was this the device of which they speak?
    www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1380

    Dreth

    Tiki, dildo.

    Stop being one.

    Or I’ll have to call you Tiki-Dildo.

    RSIxidor

    OMFG A DILDO

    WHOOPI GOLDBERG

    I WILL DESTROY YOU

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