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May 22, 2009 at 1:40 pm
Funny… that doesn’t look like my shop teacher…
and that’s what we called him all the time.
May 22, 2009 at 1:43 pm
“MOM, KITTY’S BEIN’ A DILDO!”
May 22, 2009 at 1:57 pm
then i know one kitty kitty who’s sleeping with Mommy tonite!
October 22, 2009 at 4:09 am
You are so awesome right now =D
May 22, 2009 at 2:31 pm
…Wha–?
May 23, 2009 at 1:13 am
May 22, 2009 at 1:44 pm
A dick a day keeps the vibrator away.
May 22, 2009 at 2:03 pm
Some girls like a vibrator as well as a dick. You know, to keep things interesting.
May 22, 2009 at 7:17 pm
No. No, it doesn’t.
May 22, 2009 at 1:51 pm
Not that I care, since I make the rules around here, but isn’t that slightly NSFW?
“Hey, Bob, how’s that report… uh…”
“Oh, hey boss!”
“Bob… are you looking up dildos online?”
May 22, 2009 at 2:00 pm
not when Tiki posts it. and if you know MCS then you browse it at your peril not his
May 22, 2009 at 2:37 pm
Like I said, I don’t care. I peruse much worse sites (for a work environment) than any of my employees.
However, I contain this uncanny ability to predict how people respond in other situations (amazing – I know), and in other companies this would be NSFW.
May 22, 2009 at 2:01 pm
WOW! Tiki has the site running better than ever and his choices of posts weaker and weaker and…
May 22, 2009 at 2:04 pm
In Tiki’s defence, this post could’ve been queued up longer that last night’s drunken coding update.
www.myconfinedspace.com/2009/05/21/hye-guys-im-gpoina-to-g-be-coding-exicind-the-problem-site/
May 22, 2009 at 2:06 pm
Actually, that’s a vibrator. Traditionally, a dildo is a straight rubber phallus, no machinery involved.
This vibrator is either The Rabbit or a good knock-off. It’s designed to stimulate both the clitoris and the vagina simultaneously, hopefully to a g-spot orgasm (which few women ever actually experience). A g-spot orgasm is often associated with female ejaculation though it’s possible to have one without the other.
The vibrator was invented in the late 1800s by a doctor who treated “female hysteria” by manipulating women to orgasm with clitoral stimulation since most women at that time weren’t being given orgasms by their husbands.
We have the modern vibrator because his hand got tired.
I am a literal font of useless information.
May 22, 2009 at 2:39 pm
Yeah, I’m gonna have to call TMI on this.
May 22, 2009 at 7:10 pm
There can never be too much information. Never.
May 22, 2009 at 2:18 pm
How the fuck is that not NSFW? I’m sure my manager would rather have a nice looking woman wit a lowcut shirt on my screen than a god damned vibrator.
May 22, 2009 at 2:41 pm
NSFW! NSFW! for the love of (tiki) god, NSFW!!!
May 22, 2009 at 2:48 pm
My dick vibrates on demand.
I am The Next Step in phallus evolution.
May 22, 2009 at 3:52 pm
nice vocab
May 22, 2009 at 7:29 pm
“The Next Step” requires capitalization.
May 22, 2009 at 7:13 pm
…never your dildo.
May 22, 2009 at 7:20 pm
Nope, just a dildo.
May 22, 2009 at 7:58 pm
Nine times out of ten it’s an electric razor, but every once in a while…
May 22, 2009 at 9:22 pm
but I don’t own a…
May 22, 2009 at 9:51 pm
Narrator: Was it ticking?
Airport Security Officer: Actually throwers don’t worry about ticking ’cause modern bombs don’t tick.
Narrator: Sorry, throwers?
Airport Security Officer: Baggage handlers. But, when a suitcase vibrates, then the throwers gotta call the police.
Narrator: My suitcase was vibrating?
Airport Security Officer: Nine times out of ten it’s an electric razor, but every once in a while…
[whispering]
Airport Security Officer: it’s a dildo. Of course it’s company policy never to, imply ownership in the event of a dildo… always use the indefinite article a dildo, never your dildo.
Narrator: I don’t own…
May 23, 2009 at 12:08 pm
don’t worry, it’s not a threat to you.
Tiki is awesome like that
May 22, 2009 at 10:36 pm
The top of that thing looks rather Lovecraftian. was this the device of which they speak?
www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1380
May 23, 2009 at 9:29 am
Tiki, dildo.
Stop being one.
Or I’ll have to call you Tiki-Dildo.
November 30, 2009 at 8:54 pm
OMFG A DILDO
May 7, 2013 at 4:37 pm
I WILL DESTROY YOU