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    Nimbo
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    Id have made the zipper longer

    HoChunk
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    Rock out wit yer cock out

    Puulaahi
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    DANGER DANGER WILL ROBINSON

    callmenik
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    Oddly enough I own a pair, just not in denim.

    Sticky
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    @Puulaahi:
    Especially getting….things….caught in it. That’s a baaaaaaad feeling. Yes, I have caught skin in a zipper before. Yes, on that area. And yes, it was horrifyingly painful.

    slick556
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    @Sticky:
    Did you get the beans above the franks?

    hzrd13
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    (who the hell is pointing at the zip?) I can just imagine: “Excuse me, sir. I do believe your zipper is not long enough.”

    Sticky
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    @slick556:
    Nope, caught the very tip of it. Fortunately, my brain immediately halted all function in nanoseconds and then all of my brain power was divided into pulling the zipper back down and not falling over in sheer agony.

    kazutora
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    Where can you buy these lol i love them

    Mobius
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    in Russia, apparently, by the watermark. I’d buy ’em.

    MadScientist
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    @kazutora
    @kazutora:
    I’m with you, man. I want these! Someone’s gotta be able to find a link to an online site for these. They look fantastic.

    HoChunk
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    What if you swing the other way, literally?

    Sticky
    Member

    @HoChunk:
    Teach it to swing the opposite way.

    AyePod
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    AyePod

    @HoChunk:
    The zipper would be in back …..

    Awesome1
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    We’re gonna need a bigger dick!

    HoChunk
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    @Dyna-Mole: Best LOL I’ve had all week. 😀



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