Comments on: how to live with a huge penis

By: casemods

casemods — Sun, 24 May 2009 05:18:47 +0000

Only twice? I was considering suicide several dozen times. Thanks to this book, I realize that like CAN be satisfactory with a huge penis.

By: LeeHarveyOswald

LeeHarveyOswald — Sun, 24 May 2009 05:12:54 +0000

This book saved my life. Twice!!

By: tiny

tiny — Thu, 21 May 2009 23:13:15 +0000

Actually, huge dicks are a pain in the ass. And not only there -.-

By: sickmindedone

sickmindedone — Thu, 21 May 2009 13:25:24 +0000

I wrote this book under a psuedonym.

By: TGGeko

TGGeko — Thu, 21 May 2009 11:10:18 +0000

@juiceyfruit: lol

By: MikeBabaguh

MikeBabaguh — Thu, 21 May 2009 05:35:17 +0000

@twosticks: Fairly certain Magic revealed his HIV-positive status more like 18 years ago. I was in Junior High, I remember debating my friend about it.

By: juiceyfruit

juiceyfruit — Thu, 21 May 2009 03:15:42 +0000

Need this book? Bitches, I *wrote* this book.

What the cover does not reveal is that it is in fact a pop-up book.

I’m getting sued by a lot of people who lost an eye – but the opthalmologist’s union is paying my legal costs as a way of saying thanks.

By: Sticky

Sticky — Thu, 21 May 2009 02:24:05 +0000

@dogsurfer: Holy shit, I love the Mad Magazine fold-ins.

By: twosticks

twosticks — Thu, 21 May 2009 01:54:26 +0000

@casemods: Yes, before it's AIDS, it's called HIV. And they have tests for it. For example, Magic Johnson isn't showing any signs/symptoms of AIDS yet, though we've known for 10-15 years that he had HIV.

By: dogsurfer

dogsurfer — Thu, 21 May 2009 01:50:36 +0000

The book solves the problem on the last page, with a Mad magazine fold-in.
My A & B tattoo still hurts.