First Blacks

First Blacks

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    1. Most in-demand actor? Maybe true, but it’s pretty sad. Guy was only ever good as Fresh Prince, and only then because he acted like a fool.

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    2. @Tyger42: Six Degrees was good and so was Ali.

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    3. I thought the most in demand actor was Sam Jackson.

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    4. @Tyger42: Dude, Independence Day is a life-changing cinematic masterpiece.

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    5. Will Smith has decent to good movies, that despite how much you enjoyed them the first time, you never want to see again.

      I think the only one I watched a handful of times was MiB. Fresh Prince of Bel Air was the shit, though.

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    6. @Paul_Is_Drunk: Ooh, MiB… How the hell could I forget about that? Okay, so that’s two things he was good in. :p

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    7. Will Smith has never had a bad Performance in a movie. He has been in some poor movie’s, but thats nothing to do with his skill as an actor.

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    8. Half
      Half
      Whiter than I am
      Half
      White

      Ya that’s a great list of prolific black men lol.

      Will Smith is a pretty good actor but he quite far from being the most in demand. That’s like saying Keanu Reeves is Native and the most in demand actor.

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    9. Where’s Michael Steele and Jesse Jackson? Oh wait, they suck.

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    10. Let me take you back to the 8th grade, when i was first introduced to Will Smith

      DJ Jazzy Jeff & the Fresh Prince


      Now I have a story that Id like to tell
      About this guy you all know he had me scared as hell
      He comes to me at night after I crawl into bed
      Hes burnt up like a weenie and his name is fred
      He wears the same hat and sweater every single day
      And even if its hot outside he wears it anyway
      Hes home when Im awake but he shows up when I sleep
      I cant believe that theres a nightmare on my street

      It was a saturday evening if I remember it right
      And we had just gotten back off tour last night
      So the gang and I thought that it would be groovey
      If we summoned up the posse and done rushed the movie
      I got angie
      Jeff got tina
      Ready rock got some girl Id never seen in my life
      That was all right because the lady was chill
      Then we dipped to the theater set to ill
      We saw elm street and man it was def
      And everything seemed all right when we left
      But when I got home and laid down to sleep
      That began the nightmare, but on my street

      It was burning in my room like an oven
      My bed soaked with sweat
      And man I was bugging
      I checked the clock and it stopped at 12:30
      It had melted it was so darn hot
      And I was thirsty
      I went downstairs to grab some juice or a coke
      Flipped the tv off, and then I almost choked
      When I heard this awful voice coming from behind
      It said, you got my favorite letter but now you must die
      Man, I aint even wait to see who it was
      Broke inside my drawers and screamed, so long, cuz
      Got halfway up the block
      I calmed down and stopped screaming
      Then thought, oh, I get it, I must be dreaming
      I strolled back home with a grin on my grill
      I think that since this is a dream I might as well get ill
      I walked in the house, the big bad fresh prince
      But freddy killed all that noise real quick
      He grabbed me by my neck and said
      Heres what well do
      We gotta lotta work here, me and you
      The souls of your friends you and I will claim
      Youve got the body and Ive got the brain
      I said, yo fred
      I think you got me all wrong
      I aint partners with nobody with nails that long
      Look, Ill be honest man, this team wont work
      The girls wont be on you, fred, your face is all burnt
      I patted him on the shoulder, said thanks for stopping by
      Then I opened up the door and said take care guy
      He got mad, drew back his arm, and slashed my shirt
      I laughed at first, then thought, hold up, that hurt
      It wasnt a dream, man, this guy was for real
      I said, freddy, uh, pal, theres been an awful mistake here
      No further words and then I darted upstairs
      Crashed through my door then jumped on my bed
      Pulled the covers up over my head
      And said, oh please do something with fred
      He jumped on my bed, went through the covers with his claws
      Tried to get me, but my alarm went off
      And then silence
      It was a whole new day
      I thought, huh, I wasnt scared of him anyway
      Until I noticed those rips in my sheets
      And that was proof that there had been a nightmare on my street

      Fp: oh man, I gotta call jeff, I gotta call jeff
      Come on, come on
      Come on jeff, answer
      Come on, man
      Jj: hello?
      Fp: jeff, this is prince, man
      Jeff, wake up,
      Jeff, wake up
      Jj: what do you want?
      Fp: jeff, wake up, man,
      Listen to me, jeff
      Jj: its three oclock in the morning, what do you want?
      Fp: jeff, jeff, would you listen to me?
      Listen, whatever you do, dont fall asleep
      Jj: man
      Fp: jeff, listen to me, dont go to sleep, jeff
      Jj: look, Ill talk to you tomorrow, Im gong to bed

      Ahhhhhh! ahhhhhh! (ha ha ha ha ha haaaa)

      Fp: jeff! jeff! jeff! jeff! answer me, jeff!

      Im your d.j. now, princey! ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaaa!

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    11. will smith is the black tom hanks

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    12. @ Michael- wtf- $200,000.00 for the nose? you could hav bought mine for less and got more..

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    13. @samoses:
      I happen to like Tom Hanks’ works.

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    14. @Blondie: I rarely agree with Blondie, but 3 of the 4 are only half black. Crazy.

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    15. @TunaFish: That’s a matter of opinion. And one I happen to greatly disagree with. I think he has a horrible tenancy to overact…

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