BBQ Sword

Added on May 20th, 2009 by benjiu850 | Report Post
Tags:Food, Technology

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ack (#1582)

14 years ago

That’s inconceivable!

TGGeko (#2562)

14 years ago

thanks for starting off my day with this bit of win

monkeybird02 (#4458)

14 years ago

Pork sword?

HoChunk (#5604)

14 years ago

Has potential for a chuckle or two. Also has potential to get old fast –until some BBQ Errol Flynn accidentally whips a cracklin-hot weiner into Auntie Mabel’s ugly mug.

flyingcat88 (#5047)

14 years ago

Jeez… boys never grow up do they 🙂

Liam4Now (#5747)

14 years ago

@...ack:
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

natedog (#1905)

14 years ago

@...HoChunk: FUCK AUNTIE MAY. SHE’S A BITCH ANYWAY.

“a chuckle or two”? nigga, you best be trollin.

swords are ALWAYS kick ass, and have been capturing the awesome in MANkind for over 5,000 years. since the bronze age, when man started using the sword to instill fear upon his enemy, the sword, in all its forms, has been helping us shape the world. it helped alexander the great conquer his world. would we even know what a Darth Vader was without swords? little boys will pick up a stick and have hours of sword play. ever pick up a machete? HELL YEAH! would you even know the name Leonidas if swords didnt come with this intense magnetism that just makes you want to pick it up and hack shit?

i mean, it’s a phallus you kill people with! it’s like killing with your dick. FUCKING AWESOME

it even comes with a mask? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? i have such a huge boner right now.

without a sword, Errol Flynn is just another fÂaÂggot. but you know his name because of a sword.

normally i would sentence you to hang from the FÂaÂggÂottree, but since i feel my rant may have gotten through to you, i reserve judgement until a future date.