Monster Crab
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May 19, 2009 at 9:37 pm
“How much for the little girls…”
May 19, 2009 at 9:37 pm
Alright billy, lets just throw the rope up over this branch here and.. wha…. WHAT THE FUCK IS THA…THAT THING?
I think it’s a bug.
Get the fuck away from it BIlly, get inside.
But what abou…
Fuck the tire swing billy. It’s the crab’s tree now.
May 19, 2009 at 9:50 pm
Nuke from orbit, we must.
May 19, 2009 at 9:51 pm
Coconut crab. I saw a few of them in the Philippines. When they are hungry and smell food, those things beeline. I called them Invid when I was station in Manila.
My friend says they hang out around trashcans and dumpsters. The garbage men are instructed on how to remove them from trash cans before dumping out the trash.
May 19, 2009 at 9:59 pm
KILL IT WITH FIRE!! And then eat it. Aw crap I must go to Long John Silvers now
May 19, 2009 at 10:16 pm
I think one of those killed me in wow once.
May 19, 2009 at 10:31 pm
Harpoons!! Harpoons!! Where’s the fukin’ harpoons?!?
May 19, 2009 at 10:32 pm
Don’t use bullets on it ! They only make it angry !
May 19, 2009 at 10:41 pm
@Messatsunokami: Are they even edible?
Looks like some kind of crotch cricket you’d get off a Chernobyl prostitute.
May 19, 2009 at 10:47 pm
Fuck fire, kill it with a mace!
May 19, 2009 at 10:49 pm
@Marrock
Well, hopefully they don’t serve THIS at Long John Silvers, and second, man I think the beaver YOU’RE buying ain’t edible lmao
May 19, 2009 at 11:33 pm
www.myconfinedspace.com/2009/03/07/coconut-crab/
May 20, 2009 at 1:13 am
Jesus Christ keep it away from me
May 20, 2009 at 2:41 am
Well I think all crab is edible, but whether it tastes good or not depends on what -it- eats. If these things feed on garbage, no it will not taste good at all. But I think if you raised them in captivity and fed them only coconuts and some kind of side dish to keep them healthy, they might taste great.
May 20, 2009 at 2:44 am
the coconut crab is actually an endangered species because it’s considered a delicasy.
May 20, 2009 at 4:06 am
Fuck the harpoons, use the moon!
May 20, 2009 at 5:53 am
@hufnmouth: Aren’t they slow as fuck?
@colonel-yum-yum: lol
May 20, 2009 at 7:48 am
@HoChunk: When they aren’t hungry, yes. I’m not talking substantial mph though. They move as fast as hermit crabs.
May 20, 2009 at 8:02 am
@hufnmouth: Yeah, but they’re like, 20 times the size…
::shiver::
May 20, 2009 at 9:13 am
@sylvanish: lobsters pretty much eat garbage and dead shit off the bottom of the ocean and they are delicious so i don’t think your reasoning is sound…
May 20, 2009 at 1:40 pm
Those look tasty!
May 20, 2009 at 1:41 pm
I agree, seems very yummy!
May 20, 2009 at 4:10 pm
I for one welcome our crustacean overlords.
May 20, 2009 at 6:23 pm
@tikikekekekedrunk: Is that true? I’m not sure if it really is, they eat little fish and critters. I think if there are lobsters reduced to eating garbage, those are the stunted throw away ones that don’t taste anywhere as good as the big healthy ones. But I don’t really like lobster any way, so whateves
May 20, 2009 at 7:41 pm
Coconut crabs only eat stinky old coconuts yet they taste like sweetend young coconut. The tail meat resembles scrambled eggs and is preferred over hot rice. They do get very large and have the temperment of a Pitbull.
May 20, 2009 at 7:45 pm
When those claws grab you, the only way to get it to let loose is to tickle it’s tummy. The psi is enough to break fingers and steel cage.
May 21, 2009 at 10:08 am
Part of me wants one of these as a pet.
May 21, 2009 at 2:12 pm
@wedgemonkey:
Me, too, kind of.
@etiii:
Just curious, have you ever seen one attack?
May 21, 2009 at 7:55 pm
I’ve felt the claw… We do keep them as pets until they get this size for boiling. Not easy to build the cage, they’ll find a way to get out.
November 25, 2009 at 7:18 pm
Does it tast good?
November 25, 2009 at 10:15 pm
Tickle its tummy? HAHA