I recently watched the whole series again, ’twas fun.

i don’t even know what this show is about… wiki time!

Dean: Hank! We’ve got big troubles! The Apaches are back!
Hank: What?!
Dean: Look! Tee-pee in your trunks!
Hank: [running around] MY PANTS ARE HAUNTED! MY PANTS ARE HAUNTED!

@Paul_Is_Drunk: You forgot to say that he had a boner.

@Lamb: I think it’s funnier when it’s implied.

@Lamb: If he has to explain it, you haven’t been watching. So go buy the DVDs!!! 🙂

I rather pirating, why would I wear this awesome eye-patch otherwise?

“And every once in a while, you’ll call me ‘The Hankinator’.”

@Lamb: I rather prefer pirating, sorry

“As usual, your detective skills are impeccable, Samson. You have succeeded in exposing my sinister plan to lock myself in a dungeon, chained to an albino.”

Its like someone with a fever is yelling at my pants!

“You all think you’re hot shit in a champagne glass, but you’re really just cold diarrhea in a dixie cup!”

“Why must you be the screen door in my submarine?”