There’s a really short rise leaving no space for your lunchbox, which is the main difference between mens’ and womens’ jeans. Mens tend to be J-fit (or U-fit for real comfort), which is the shape made when you lie them down on the side. These are more like i-fit, there’s no space at all. They’re are going to be seriously uncomfortable. However, looking at the website, comfort is not even remotely important to Rufskin, nor is covering your ass.

Second feature is the really tiny fly, just deep enough to open the waist and let you get the jeans on and off. That’s fine for women who have no other functional use for a fly other than to let them get in an out of the pants, but as a man, how do you get your cock out to pee? Do you drop your pants completely each time (which would get some strange looks everywhere I drink), and if so, why not sit down and paint your nails while you’re at it?

My mom gave me a shirt to wear in elementary school, even got my picture taken in it. At the end of the school year, she told me it was a blouse, not a shirt, because it buttoned wrong. And I thought it was just me fumbling trying to button the damn thing.

He also appears to be wearing ladies’ jeans.