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star wars tales

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    1. Is Star Wars Tales how the prequels were supposed to be? Cus Darth Maul was the only decent thing that came out of them.

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    2. @Puulaahi: Count Dooku was pretty damn awesome! Though this hardly looks like the ever-incredible Christopher Lee.

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    3. @Sarcastastic: Count Dooku bored the hell out of me with his theatre speak and geezerness.

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    4. @Puulaahi:
      “geezerness”? What geeze…
      Oh! You must be refering to the part in Episode 2 where he hosed kids off his lawn and paid for his dinner using only coins.

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    5. Count Dooku sucked.

      Christopher Lee, however, is the shit.

      Not only is he a vampire/sith lord/wizard, but when Peter Jackson tried to tell him how to sound when he was stabbed by Wormtounge, he told Jackson that he knew too well how a man sounds when he is stabbed in the back. (Referring to his days as an intelligence officer during World War 2).

      Darth Maul also sucked, only because he should have been in all 3 movies.

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    6. @Paul_Is_Drunk: You see that black and white faced woman in between palpatine, maul and vader? That was one of the original drafts of darth maul but now she is a Nightsister Sith Witch. And also maul shouldn’t have been killed in the first episode. He is hands down my favorite star wars villian. He was the embodiment of pure evil.

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    7. The Prequels sucked because it crammed too many years too fast, thus bringing an enormous cast that you can’t fall in love with because with each movie they’re different characters.

      In the old ones you could see how they changed and you could sympathize with them.

      But the droids’ relationship isn’t anywhere near as fun. The badass part of the old movies, The Empire, was nowhere in sight so we had to make due with annoying robots that possessed the most idiotic voices and talking patterns.

      The movies were missing a Han, the down to Earth character, he don’t give a shit, that steals your girl and he lies to underworld lords. Yet we all liked him.

      Chewie was also a fun character that didn’t even need to talk for the people to like him. Who do we get? Jar-Jar, forced to talk throughout the films, hoping *somebody* will like him.

      Samuel IAppearInEveryFuckingMovie Boring Jackson whose only role was to be a dick to Anakin (as to infuriate him on purpose). Really, what was his point in the movie?

      Every now and then I re-download the new trilogy just to try and like ’em but I can’t, whereas I bought the old trilogy on DVD (and in VHS back in 1997).

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    8. @Dreth: Dude. On topic.

      We’re talking about the Sith in the pic here, not how we all hate the prequels.

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    9. I’m sorry, Puuhlani’s comment threw me off track.

      And the best Sith, next to Maul, isn’t in this pic, where’s Darth Nihilus?

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    10. Naaah, man, Darth fuckin’ Krayt.

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    11. @Dreth: Next time try downloading some of the fan edits of the prequels. The are much more enjoyable to watch. The one I just watched cut out all droid army voices, removed most of Jar Jar, and got rid of all references to midichlorians and crap like that.

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