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Spider Pizza

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24 Responses to Spider Pizza

  1. WTF kill it with fire.

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  2. Nuke the entire site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.

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  3. Such a beautiful thing ruined!

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  4. @CMoorehead: You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!

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  5. Guys, its not a spider pizza, its a spider eating a pizza. The cute little guy is hungry, now leave him alone and let him eat his god damn pizza.

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  6. apply fire liberally and fanatically

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  7. Cute little bugger.

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  8. That’s not a spider…count the legs. I think that’s one of those camel spiders from Iraq. If it’s one of them, it’s a pretty small one. Those things are fucking demons.

    We used to catch them and make them fight scorpions in disgusting little bug cage matches.

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  9. Oh yeah almost forgot…

    KILL IT

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  10. Actually, that looks like a shed exoskeleton, which means the spider outgrew it and had to take it off in order to GROW BIGGER!

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  11. spider-pizza
    spider-pizza
    does whatever a spider-pizza does

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  12. Funny… that spider is probably the healthiest thing on that slice.

    That slice a 2000 calorie meal of fat and oil.

    It would sustain a whole village in Somalia.

    And in that village the spider would probably cost extra.

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  13. Spider Pizza creeps me the fuck out!!

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  14. @ack:
    But goddammit, it’s delicious.

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  15. That’s a real man’s pizza

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  16. @nyokki:
    Untrue… real men tell women they eat quiche so they can appear sensitive; but it is only an act to get them in bed.

    Once sex has been achieved – they readily admit that they have never actually seen a quiche before.

    I had a friend who pretended to be gay for the same purpose. He didn’t know a single gay person.

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  17. @ack: Clearly you and your friends are not real men nor do you know any real men. ;)

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  18. @nyokki: My mom makes the best bacon quiche. It’s bacontacular.

    Oh yeah, better call in Exterminatus. That xeno scum won’t know what hit it.

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  19. @AtomicDragon: Spiders do that?
    @DarkDsurion: Call me when you make the “best bacon quiche”. ;)

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