personal penis scale

personal penis scale



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    natedog

    it’s a trap

    Skulltimo

    Fucking classy

    RSIxidor

    I would likely use this for seeing how big a blob semen is. Needs a y-axis. Also, the number seem to be going the wrong direction to me.

    MonkeyHitman

    she’s European fuck YEA win for cm!

    dj.amp3x

    To me it looks like a thermometer and the lower her pants are the warmer it is …or its how many cm of pork sword she can take before she bottoms out …could go either way.

    pantsoffdanceoff

    I would for sure drop my little hammer in her belly…she can measure it anytime. Thank god theres mm too

    MonkeyHitman

    pantsoffdanceoff: my fucking god you made me laugh good in a long time. i bless you with thy heavens lol

    Puulaahi

    Stay classy penis scale

    Awesome1

    @rsi: u start of the tip and measure backwards. it’s a pretty lofty concept.

    RSIxidor

    Dyna-Mole:
    And I don’t like it.

    Annarchy

    RSIxidor: The wrong way! That was my first thought. Unless she’s hiding a dick in her pants, the scale should be going the other way.

    tiki god

    Dyna-Mole:
    Thank you for giving me hope for humanity. How stupid do you have to be to not understand how to measure a dick?

    have you people seriously never measured a dick before?

    Drewlicious

    colombianmonkey european or canadian or mexican or anywhere else…

    RSIxidor

    Drewlicious:
    Some of the British don’t want to change, I’ve heard. They managed to hold on to “pint” for beer, or at least they did last I had heard.

    Vent

    @dj.amp3x: yeah, the thermometer idea could work too, as in “cold, getting warmer, warmer, hot… right there!” it’s for really stupid drunk guys.

    wookie_x

    Great. Yet another standard by which I barely clear the zipper! If I had any self-esteem left, this picture would have destroyed it!

    pantsoffdanceoff

    ColombianMonkey: I’m here all week

    Dreth

    No. It looks like a tranny.

    nyoki

    It’s the right way. If it were the other way it would be almost impossible to put the tip of the penis at 0(zero) or the guy would have to have his legs on either side of her face.

    outofocus

    Why are the tips of the finger nails (I am undecided if it’s a female or male) yellow like there’s a fungus involved?

    tiki god

    outofocus:
    pinch your fingers together like the are in the pictures. if you’re healthy and have good blood flow, yours will do the same.

    if yours turn blue or dark red, you need to see a doctor asap.

    Paul_Is_Drunk

    Only 70mms?

    Wow. She’s going to need an extension for American men.

    nyokki: You’re saying you’ve never done that?

    outofocus

    tiki god: My fingernails are not yellow.

    storminator

    it’s not a penis scale- it’s a CUNT scale. she is showing how big her cavernous region is. probably has another tattoo showing how wide it is, too.

    definitely a jar of mayonaise.

    Annarchy

    nyokki: You put the base of the penis at the bottom, so the numbers go up towards the tip. That’s how I measure ’em, anyway.

    RSIxidor

    nyokki:
    This makes sense now. Thank you.

    Annarchy:
    I think she’s right. It could be harder to line up the base with the 0.

    Liam4Now

    She’s measuring from tip to root.

    tiki god

    Annarchy:
    from the top or the bottom? do you include the ballz?

    Annarchy

    tiki god: If it’s a ruler or a measuring tape, you put the 0 at the base and measure up towards the tip. The ballz are included only if the penis itself is too small to register. But I never neglect the ballz.

    RSIxidor

    Annarchy:
    Well certainly they shouldn’t be neglected, but I wouldn’t consider them in the length of the penis. Has there ever been a man who’s balls went in with the shaft?

    Annarchy

    RSIxidor: Not for me. I consider myself very lucky to never have encountered a mini dick.

    RSIxidor

    Annarchy:
    I wasn’t meaning you specifically.

    I just don’t see how it would be possible unless the balls are very tiny and the shaft isn’t very long, and even though it would only be partial, right?

    FullofStars

    Why is her tummy more tan than her hands? Creepy

    Awesome1

    @tiki: remember when it was a condom, and someone thought it was going the wrong way? like you could start at the correct measurement of your individual penis and roll it on to zero? buncha idiots round here.

    RSIxidor

    Dyna-Mole:
    This makes it even more reasonable. Maybe she got the idea from the condom?

    Annarchy

    RSIxidor: Not the balls in with the shaft, just include the balls in the measurement of the length of the shaft.

    Shanghai_Factor

    It was pretty obvious to me that it has to do with the waistline of the pants, and not a cock. The lower the pants, the hotter.

    At least that’s how *I* saw it.

    dieAntagonista

    Shanghai_Factor: +10 Internets.

    nyoki

    Annarchy: Measuring tape and rulers are portable and maneuverable. Her measurement tool(?) isn’t. It is much easier, considering the probable positions of both parties, to put the tip of the penis at her Zero and measuring downwards.

    river

    i know her but the ruler is too short

    Snow

    but does that mean if i fuck her that the tip of my dick will freeze?? please advise.

    RSIxidor

    Snow:
    I believe this is correct.

    nyoki

    outofocus: Definitely female. Nails could be from smoking or psoriasis.

    Paul_Is_Drunk: Never? No I can’t say that.

    Annarchy

    nyokki: I have seen the error of my first thought (it might even be a thermometer), but I still think it’s backwards. It also looks suspiciously like a zipper when I unfocus my eyes, which is just ew. I think tattoos should be easily decipherable, just like personalized license plates.

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