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May 8, 2009 at 9:37 am
it’s a trap
May 8, 2009 at 9:43 am
Fucking classy
May 8, 2009 at 9:54 am
I would likely use this for seeing how big a blob semen is. Needs a y-axis. Also, the number seem to be going the wrong direction to me.
May 8, 2009 at 9:55 am
she’s European fuck YEA win for cm!
May 8, 2009 at 10:00 am
To me it looks like a thermometer and the lower her pants are the warmer it is …or its how many cm of pork sword she can take before she bottoms out …could go either way.
May 8, 2009 at 10:02 am
I would for sure drop my little hammer in her belly…she can measure it anytime. Thank god theres mm too
May 8, 2009 at 10:06 am
@pantsoffdanceoff: my fucking god you made me laugh good in a long time. i bless you with thy heavens lol
May 8, 2009 at 10:16 am
Stay classy penis scale
May 8, 2009 at 10:35 am
@rsi: u start of the tip and measure backwards. it’s a pretty lofty concept.
May 8, 2009 at 10:40 am
@Dyna-Mole:
And I don’t like it.
May 8, 2009 at 10:42 am
@RSIxidor: The wrong way! That was my first thought. Unless she’s hiding a dick in her pants, the scale should be going the other way.
May 8, 2009 at 11:04 am
@Dyna-Mole:
Thank you for giving me hope for humanity. How stupid do you have to be to not understand how to measure a dick?
have you people seriously never measured a dick before?
May 8, 2009 at 11:06 am
@ colombianmonkey european or canadian or mexican or anywhere else…
May 8, 2009 at 11:08 am
@Drewlicious:
Some of the British don’t want to change, I’ve heard. They managed to hold on to “pint” for beer, or at least they did last I had heard.
May 8, 2009 at 11:32 am
@dj.amp3x: yeah, the thermometer idea could work too, as in “cold, getting warmer, warmer, hot… right there!” it’s for really stupid drunk guys.
May 8, 2009 at 11:41 am
Great. Yet another standard by which I barely clear the zipper! If I had any self-esteem left, this picture would have destroyed it!
May 8, 2009 at 11:44 am
@ColombianMonkey: I’m here all week
May 8, 2009 at 11:45 am
This is quite clearly a thermometer. There’s even a little ° next to the 0.
May 8, 2009 at 12:01 pm
No. It looks like a tranny.
May 8, 2009 at 12:31 pm
It’s the right way. If it were the other way it would be almost impossible to put the tip of the penis at 0(zero) or the guy would have to have his legs on either side of her face.
May 8, 2009 at 12:35 pm
Why are the tips of the finger nails (I am undecided if it’s a female or male) yellow like there’s a fungus involved?
May 8, 2009 at 1:04 pm
@outofocus:
pinch your fingers together like the are in the pictures. if you’re healthy and have good blood flow, yours will do the same.
if yours turn blue or dark red, you need to see a doctor asap.
May 8, 2009 at 1:07 pm
Only 70mms?
Wow. She’s going to need an extension for American men.
@nyokki: You’re saying you’ve never done that?
May 8, 2009 at 1:07 pm
@tiki god: My fingernails are not yellow.
May 8, 2009 at 1:17 pm
it’s not a penis scale- it’s a CUNT scale. she is showing how big her cavernous region is. probably has another tattoo showing how wide it is, too.
definitely a jar of mayonaise.
May 8, 2009 at 1:18 pm
@nyokki: You put the base of the penis at the bottom, so the numbers go up towards the tip. That’s how I measure ‘em, anyway.
May 8, 2009 at 1:40 pm
@nyokki:
This makes sense now. Thank you.
@Annarchy:
I think she’s right. It could be harder to line up the base with the 0.
May 8, 2009 at 2:26 pm
She’s measuring from tip to root.
May 8, 2009 at 2:35 pm
@Annarchy:
from the top or the bottom? do you include the ballz?
May 8, 2009 at 2:38 pm
@tiki god: If it’s a ruler or a measuring tape, you put the 0 at the base and measure up towards the tip. The ballz are included only if the penis itself is too small to register. But I never neglect the ballz.
May 8, 2009 at 2:53 pm
@Annarchy:
Well certainly they shouldn’t be neglected, but I wouldn’t consider them in the length of the penis. Has there ever been a man who’s balls went in with the shaft?
May 8, 2009 at 2:55 pm
@RSIxidor: Not for me. I consider myself very lucky to never have encountered a mini dick.
May 8, 2009 at 3:04 pm
@Annarchy:
I wasn’t meaning you specifically.
I just don’t see how it would be possible unless the balls are very tiny and the shaft isn’t very long, and even though it would only be partial, right?
May 8, 2009 at 3:12 pm
Why is her tummy more tan than her hands? Creepy
May 8, 2009 at 3:49 pm
@tiki: remember when it was a condom, and someone thought it was going the wrong way? like you could start at the correct measurement of your individual penis and roll it on to zero? buncha idiots round here.
May 8, 2009 at 3:57 pm
@Dyna-Mole:
This makes it even more reasonable. Maybe she got the idea from the condom?
May 8, 2009 at 4:23 pm
@RSIxidor: Not the balls in with the shaft, just include the balls in the measurement of the length of the shaft.
May 8, 2009 at 5:11 pm
It was pretty obvious to me that it has to do with the waistline of the pants, and not a cock. The lower the pants, the hotter.
At least that’s how *I* saw it.
May 8, 2009 at 5:21 pm
@Shanghai_Factor: +10 Internets.
May 8, 2009 at 8:33 pm
@Annarchy: Measuring tape and rulers are portable and maneuverable. Her measurement tool(?) isn’t. It is much easier, considering the probable positions of both parties, to put the tip of the penis at her Zero and measuring downwards.
May 9, 2009 at 7:29 am
i know her but the ruler is too short
May 9, 2009 at 7:57 am
@shanghai_factor
but does that mean if i fuck her that the tip of my dick will freeze?? please advise.
May 9, 2009 at 12:04 pm
@Snow:
I believe this is correct.
May 9, 2009 at 9:37 pm
@outofocus: Definitely female. Nails could be from smoking or psoriasis.
@Paul_Is_Drunk: Never? No I can’t say that.
May 10, 2009 at 2:33 pm
@nyokki: I have seen the error of my first thought (it might even be a thermometer), but I still think it’s backwards. It also looks suspiciously like a zipper when I unfocus my eyes, which is just ew. I think tattoos should be easily decipherable, just like personalized license plates.