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May 7, 2009 at 10:42 pm
strippers lie.
May 7, 2009 at 10:51 pm
If i was that guy I would at least hold out for a bitch with real tits
May 7, 2009 at 10:53 pm
“Now I ain’t sayin’ she’s a gold digger…”
May 7, 2009 at 11:10 pm
Guy looks like Danny Elfman after eating the rest of Oingo Boingo.
May 7, 2009 at 11:14 pm
WHAT ARE THE ODDS?!
May 7, 2009 at 11:23 pm
@Gouki4u: @Gouki4u: the odds are definately $1,000,000 to one.
May 7, 2009 at 11:24 pm
(-)@DisplacedTexan:
May 7, 2009 at 11:24 pm
sonofabitch, thats what i get for getting drunk before i have to finish packing for an 18 hr flight…
May 7, 2009 at 11:45 pm
@DisplacedTexan:
Don’t feel bad. You made me lol if nothing else.
May 7, 2009 at 11:59 pm
Eugh. Humans can be so ugly. And no I’m not talking about the guy.
May 8, 2009 at 12:04 am
I’d say she is one lucky lady.
May 8, 2009 at 12:17 am
Hell, I’d be the love of his life.
May 8, 2009 at 12:22 am
@DisplacedTexan: I think you mean “females lie”
May 8, 2009 at 1:23 am
This picture again? They’re not together.
May 8, 2009 at 2:22 am
Habeeb it
May 8, 2009 at 3:18 am
I think he JIZZZED in his pants
May 8, 2009 at 4:06 am
why take so long time. if i have two days, i already divorce twice.
May 8, 2009 at 5:16 am
Well how could you do it? No, I mean, literally, HOW could you do it? The man’s so fat, the sheer mechanics of it are mind-boggling.
May 8, 2009 at 5:40 am
man!!!!! you have 181 million dollars. what can’t be done if you waving your cash
May 8, 2009 at 7:53 am
@GorillaMunch:
I felt a cool breeze come in through the window . . .
May 8, 2009 at 8:45 am
@RSIxidor:
It’s “Open my window and a breeze rolls in.” But I’m more disturbed by the fact that I know the song that well.
May 8, 2009 at 8:58 am
@Sticky:
I am clearly inferior to you.
“As I recall it was a horror film”
My favorite line from that one.
May 8, 2009 at 3:25 pm
Wow!
It’s good to know that there’s someone for everyone, and we can all find true love.
THERE IS SOMEONE FOR EVERYONE AND WE CAN ALL FIND TRUE LOVE.
May 8, 2009 at 7:19 pm
@LukeV1-5:
LUKE WILL YOU BE MY TRUE LOVE?!?!?!?!??!?!11one
May 9, 2009 at 4:30 am
@Sticky: No.
You are the one person for whom there is no one.
May 9, 2009 at 2:18 pm
This is why iron-clad prenups were invented.
Better yet, don’t marry, just date her long term
November 6, 2009 at 8:12 pm
Marriage has tons of tax benefits…