Paper Sissor Rock
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May 7, 2009 at 8:49 pm
Looks like paper wins.
May 7, 2009 at 8:50 pm
inb4 ROCK PAPER SCISSORS YOU IDIOT
May 7, 2009 at 9:13 pm
Paper cut!
May 7, 2009 at 10:52 pm
I like rock, paper, scissors — two-thirds…. Rock breaks scissors: these scissors are bent, they’re destroyed, I can’t cut stuff — I lose. Scissor cuts paper: this is strips, this is not even paper, this can take me forever to put this back together — you got me. Paper covers rock: rock is fine, no structural damage to rock. Rock can break through paper at any point, just say the word. Paper sucks. It should be rock, dynamite with a cuttable wick, scissors.
-demetri martin
May 7, 2009 at 10:52 pm
tiki, sissor?
May 7, 2009 at 10:58 pm
@Billy Manic:
are you fucking retarded? it’s paper scissor rock. only retarded fucks who don’t know their ass from a hole in the ground call it “rock paper scissors”. Are you a retarded fuck? if so, go ahead, keep calling it the retarded fuck’s way. If you’re NOT a retarded fuck, then call it what it’s supposed to be called.
Paper
Scissor
ROCK.
May 7, 2009 at 11:33 pm
*sigh comedians.comedycentral.com/demetri-martin/videos/demetri-martin—handshake
May 8, 2009 at 12:22 am
Somebody comes at me with paper, I’ll hit ‘em with a rock. See who wins now bitch.
May 8, 2009 at 12:40 am
@DisplacedTexan: But rock is immobile; rocks can’t *move*. Once paper covers rock, rock’s strength—its fearsome outer appearance—is usurped by the emasculating paper exterior which it is helpless to act against BECAUSE IT’S A FUCKING ROCK AND IT CAN’T MOVE.
May 8, 2009 at 1:41 am
Let the immortal debate rage on!!
May 8, 2009 at 2:01 am
@tiki god: I wasn’t correcting you, only calling out those who will correct you
Except now I’m correcting you.
Rock.
Paper.
Scissors.
May 8, 2009 at 7:55 am
@tiki god:
Its rock, paper, scissors. You loooooose.
@rattybad:
Your logic is flawed. The paper and the scissors also cannot move. I would except the emasculation if the paper is pink with doilies or flowers or some shit like that.
May 9, 2009 at 3:14 am
@RSIxidor: Perhaps I should have said that the game does not allow for counterattacks, so really dominance boils down to “paper sneak attacks rock,” “rock gets the jump on scissors,” and “scissors scares the shit outta paper.”