Paper Sissor Rock

Paper Sissor Rock


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    orchunter
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    Looks like paper wins.

    Billy Manic
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    inb4 ROCK PAPER SCISSORS YOU IDIOT

    gt7h1
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    Paper cut!

    DisplacedTexan
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    I like rock, paper, scissors — two-thirds…. Rock breaks scissors: these scissors are bent, they’re destroyed, I can’t cut stuff — I lose. Scissor cuts paper: this is strips, this is not even paper, this can take me forever to put this back together — you got me. Paper covers rock: rock is fine, no structural damage to rock. Rock can break through paper at any point, just say the word. Paper sucks. It should be rock, dynamite with a cuttable wick, scissors.

    -demetri martin

    DisplacedTexan
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    tiki, sissor?

    MrElzebub
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    MrElzebub

    Somebody comes at me with paper, I’ll hit ’em with a rock. See who wins now bitch.

    rattybad
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    @DisplacedTexan: But rock is immobile; rocks can’t *move*. Once paper covers rock, rock’s strength—its fearsome outer appearance—is usurped by the emasculating paper exterior which it is helpless to act against BECAUSE IT’S A FUCKING ROCK AND IT CAN’T MOVE.

    Liam4Now
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    Let the immortal debate rage on!!

    Billy Manic
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    @tiki god: I wasn’t correcting you, only calling out those who will correct you 😀

    Except now I’m correcting you.
    Rock.
    Paper.
    Scissors.

    RSIxidor
    Member

    @tiki god:
    Its rock, paper, scissors. You loooooose.

    @rattybad:
    Your logic is flawed. The paper and the scissors also cannot move. I would except the emasculation if the paper is pink with doilies or flowers or some shit like that.

    rattybad
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    @RSIxidor: Perhaps I should have said that the game does not allow for counterattacks, so really dominance boils down to “paper sneak attacks rock,” “rock gets the jump on scissors,” and “scissors scares the shit outta paper.”



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