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    1. look at the left at the ad. It’s Jesus laughing at the bible quote. Priceless

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    2. And then Thor and Cthulhu will come and melt and or Pummel the Christians.

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    3. no way did an 8 year old make that. starbucks? wtf? i like the sun’s beard.

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    4. Shouldn’t Jesus be riding a raptor?

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    5. @Dyna-Mole: The sun’s beard was great. Brainwashed children with imagination can make things like this so I can believe it’s an 8 year old.

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    6. there is nothing about unicorns or dinosaurs in Acts or Isaiah

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    7. @Silverwolf: Yes, he should be.

      As per the New International Standard Version of the Bible…
      Acts 3:21 – “He must remain in heaven until the time of universal restitution, which God announced long ago through the voice of his holy prophets.”
      Isaiah 11:6-9 – (6) The wolf will live with the lamb, the leopard will lie down with the goat, the calf and the lion and the yearling together; and a little child will lead them. (7)The cow will feed with the bear, their young will lie down together, and the lion will eat straw like the ox. (8) The infant will play near the hole of the cobra, and the young child put his hand into the viper’s nest. (9) They will neither harm nor destroy on all my holy mountain, for the earth will be full of the knowledge of the LORD as the waters cover the sea.

      The Acts passage is about the second coming of Christ, as the prophets predicted long ago. The Isaiah passage is about the eternal and complete peace that will come when the second coming is here and how all animals will not harm each other and live in complete quiet respect and peace of one another.

      That being said: No where in those passages did it say Jesus is gonna come on a unicorn and mankind can be an ass and enslave the rest of God’s peaceful creatures and mount up on dinosaur slave labor. Seriously, what fool got THAT out of the previous passages? And who the hell gave them a license/degree to run a children’s youth seminary/preach?

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    8. GUYS CHECK PICTURE #2 ON TEH WEBSITE AND TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK.

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    9. @ColombianMonkey: i would back hand slap any parent who to teach there kid of hate. god those christians makes me punch a wall lol

      objectiveministries.org/kidz/art/kidzart-smotingjesus.jpg

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    10. @ColombianMonkey:
      Pretty sure it’s a satire, dude. Chill out. 😛

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    11. @Sticky: I would like to see proof of that. There are way too many Christian crazy that has been linked from that site.

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    12. As far as I’ve heard, it is, in fact a satire.

      But when I found out, I was greatly saddened.

      THEY WANT TO PUT A GIANT CROSS INTO SPACE

      INTO SPACE

      But you can’t trust NASA, because it’s full of atheist Darwinist scum.

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    13. @mndlssequation:

      No 8 year old would know enough about a rippers to write LIVE GIRLS in vertical letters around the door.

      It sucks when people make up stuff to laugh at religious nuts. That detracts from how funny it is when laughing at the regular stuff they do.

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    14. objectiveministries.org…..e.jpg Skeet skeet skeet… on jesus’ face

      whoops

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    15. That kid is so f*cking stupid. She forgot the apostrophe on her contraction!

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    16. This isn’t too far off from what I was taught in Sunday school. By the way, for a school, they sure don’t like kids asking questions.

      @Dyna-Mole: Yeah, this is fake, but you’d be surprised just how smart & clever an average 8 year old kid is.

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    17. yea, at first I though this site was legit, because fundamentalist say the darndest things, but I know its satirical from these picst.

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    18. yeah, and the stupid kid messed up the colors of the visable spectrum too..
      idiot!

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    19. I can’t look at this with a straight face. HAHA

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