Kids don’t float

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That’s what PFD Otter says!



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    Tardex

    Thank you Alaska.

    Luke Magnifico

    They do if they’ve been dead for a while.

    Too far?

    tiki god

    I’m pretty sure they do float, don’t they?

    Sticky

    I didn’t have to wear a life vest past 12. And my dad and uncle didn’t make me wear one if there were no aqua-police about, because dammit, I knew how to swim.

    RSIxidor

    Sticky:
    Knowing how to swim does not prevent drowning. What if you were knocked out by a boom and fell off the boat?

    With the number of deaths and missing persons I’ve heard about from people falling off boats or capsized boats, I’m surprised legal requirements aren’t much higher for PFDs.

    TunaTank

    its not about being able to swim. The water here is so friggin cold, and your body will shut down before you have time to swim to shore. 32-40 degree water can do that to you.

    RSIxidor

    TaiyedMan:
    Oh, damn, I didn’t even think about that. FUCK

    Sticky

    RSIxidor:
    The only time my dad and uncle made me wear a vest is if we were tearing ass across the lake. If we were just puttering along I didn’t have to wear one.

    Attercap

    We all float down here.

    Watanabex

    We all float georgie

    Watanabex

    Attercap: didn’t see you there buddy

    MaiNiaC_MicHaeL

    Big Lake, North or South Shore anyways.

    RSIxidor

    It all floats on, alright

    rattybad

    Now Sarah Palin’s going to think “otter” is how you spell “ought to.” Someone let her know.

    Puulaahi

    I see Sea Otters all the fucking time. Amazing chill creatures.

    RSIxidor

    rattybad:
    Someone otter letter know.

    Puulaahi:
    Did they freeze you? derp

    RSIxidor

    Sticky:
    What if you were attacked by a shark requesting fellatio?

    Sticky

    RSIxidor:
    In a landlocked state in freshwater lakes? Not likely.

    nyoki

    PFD? P-something Flotation Device?

    TunaTank

    Personal Flotation Device 😛

    monkeybird02

    nyokki: Personal.

    all Morbidly obese kids float.

    Puulaahi

    RSIxidor: Chill = mellow, relaxed

    Sticky

    Puulaahi:
    We just gotta let the coolness get into our vertebrae…

    nyoki

    TaiyedMan: monkeybird02: Ah…duhr. Thanx guys.

    RSIxidor

    Sticky:
    What if its a LAND SHARK!?

    nyokki:
    nyokki, I know you’re something next to brilliant (possibly on the other side of it). I smile every time I know something you don’t. This is a compliment.

    Sticky

    RSIxidor:
    Then I will get in my car and drive away from the shark.

    nyoki

    RSIxidor: Sticky: Candy Gram.

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