Kids don’t float

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That’s what PFD Otter says!


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    Tardex
    Member

    Thank you Alaska.

    Luke Magnifico
    Member

    They do if they’ve been dead for a while.

    Too far?

    tiki god
    Admin

    I’m pretty sure they do float, don’t they?

    Sticky
    Member

    I didn’t have to wear a life vest past 12. And my dad and uncle didn’t make me wear one if there were no aqua-police about, because dammit, I knew how to swim.

    RSIxidor
    Member

    @Sticky:
    Knowing how to swim does not prevent drowning. What if you were knocked out by a boom and fell off the boat?

    With the number of deaths and missing persons I’ve heard about from people falling off boats or capsized boats, I’m surprised legal requirements aren’t much higher for PFDs.

    TunaTank
    Member

    its not about being able to swim. The water here is so friggin cold, and your body will shut down before you have time to swim to shore. 32-40 degree water can do that to you.

    RSIxidor
    Member

    @TaiyedMan:
    Oh, damn, I didn’t even think about that. FUCK

    Sticky
    Member

    @RSIxidor:
    The only time my dad and uncle made me wear a vest is if we were tearing ass across the lake. If we were just puttering along I didn’t have to wear one.

    Attercap
    Member

    We all float down here.

    Watanabex
    Member

    We all float georgie

    Watanabex
    Member

    @Attercap: didn’t see you there buddy

    MaiNiaC_MicHaeL
    Member

    Big Lake, North or South Shore anyways.

    RSIxidor
    Member

    It all floats on, alright

    rattybad
    Member

    Now Sarah Palin’s going to think “otter” is how you spell “ought to.” Someone let her know.

    Puulaahi
    Member

    I see Sea Otters all the fucking time. Amazing chill creatures.

    RSIxidor
    Member

    @rattybad:
    Someone otter letter know.

    @Puulaahi:
    Did they freeze you? derp

    RSIxidor
    Member

    @Sticky:
    What if you were attacked by a shark requesting fellatio?

    Sticky
    Member

    @RSIxidor:
    In a landlocked state in freshwater lakes? Not likely.

    nyoki
    Member

    PFD? P-something Flotation Device?

    TunaTank
    Member

    Personal Flotation Device 😛

    monkeybird02
    Member

    @nyokki: Personal.

    @ all Morbidly obese kids float.

    Puulaahi
    Member

    @RSIxidor: Chill = mellow, relaxed

    Sticky
    Member

    @Puulaahi:
    We just gotta let the coolness get into our vertebrae…

    nyoki
    Member

    @TaiyedMan: @monkeybird02: Ah…duhr. Thanx guys.

    RSIxidor
    Member

    @Sticky:
    What if its a LAND SHARK!?

    @nyokki:
    nyokki, I know you’re something next to brilliant (possibly on the other side of it). I smile every time I know something you don’t. This is a compliment.

    Sticky
    Member

    @RSIxidor:
    Then I will get in my car and drive away from the shark.

    nyoki
    Member

    @RSIxidor: @Sticky: Candy Gram.



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