Extinction Timeline 1950-2050

Added on May 2nd, 2009 by Demon | Report Post
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Tetsuo137 (#6233)

14 years ago

Damn it. I was hoping that the total collapse of civilization as we know it would happen sooner. Grrr.

Puulaahi (#4552)

14 years ago

So why sudden death. Makes no sense.

TheLotusEater725 (#1616)

14 years ago

Some of this stuff just sounds retarded.

Paul_Is_Drunk (#796)

14 years ago

Lunch?
Low cost travel?
A good nights sleep?

It’s all people before 2000, too.

What the fuck? This some kind of bizarre joke?

bejamus (#403)

14 years ago

If you guys read it, it’s the extinction of the events. For instance, the extinction of letter writing happened last year. I think it means when these topics cease to be on our minds, or as the title suggests, when the existence of the thing is insignificant beyond that date.
Reading FTW!

AY! Eat Ya Veggies! (#5266)

14 years ago

Why can’t I have spam with my potatoes after 2030?

nyoki (#3444)

14 years ago

No one says Thank you after 2010 or so? lol

vincent.ex2 (#4673)

14 years ago

Way too optimistic.

RSIxidor (#950)

14 years ago

@...Xerxes-161:
You can, but you will be part of an insignificant population.

@...nyokki:
They do, but they are part of an insignificant population.

I LOLed at “Lists of predictions” seeing as this contains several.

Also, “E-mail?” What the fuck, how is e-mail insignificant by 2012 or so? That makes no sense. Text messaging is on the rise, true, but it does not replace e-mail. You can’t send crazy full-content text messages that include business plans and attachments and all that shit. (Yes, I know of MMS, but it has plenty of limitations that e-mail does not). What in the hell?

I can believe a lot of this, though.