Blue Lotus

Added on May 1st, 2009 by sylvanish | Report Post
Tags:Blue

So nice, so beautiful, so simply delightful, laa la laa

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natedog (#1905)

14 years ago

wow, this flower is so pretty. it’s like sunshine or melted buter or a creamy dreaALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOLOTUS

dieAntagonista (#)

14 years ago

Wait a second, I thought Lotus was a male republicALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOLOTUS

RSIxidor (#950)

14 years ago

This isn’t a lotus.

This is a water lily.

A “tropical” variety (purple is not available in cold-water hardy water lilies).

Notice the lack of a seed pod.

dieAntagonista (#)

14 years ago

@...RSIxidor: You’re doing it wrong.

RSIxidor (#950)

14 years ago

@...dieAntagonista:
What are you talking about.

I worked at a water garden retail.

This is not a goddamn nelumbo.

It is a goddamn Nmyphea.

dieAntagonista (#)

14 years ago

@...RSIxidor:

Look here and then here and now compare it with your post. Notice any differences? Yes, that’s it.

Nobody even cares what it is as long as you realise thaALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOLOUTS

natedog (#1905)

14 years ago

lol at HYPNOLOUTS

RSIxidor (#950)

14 years ago

If it was a lotus, I would give it glory. Water lilies are just to damn common and easy to deserve glory.

Lotus, a true lotus is something that takes special care. Something that takes care and love and only gives for a short time before leaving. It can only be taken so far in, and even then it may be too much.

Water lily? Nah, fucking whores always want to go all the way, as deep as possible, as quickly as possible. Sluts is what they are, as indicated in their name, “Nmyphea.”

So I am immune.

RSIxidor (#950)

14 years ago

@...natedog:
Good show, gentle sir, good show.

MonkeyHitman (#3835)

14 years ago

kill it with fire?

RSIxidor (#950)

14 years ago

@...ColombianMonkey:
It is in the water.

Explain how you will accomplish this.

dieAntagonista (#)

14 years ago

@...RSIxidor: Fuck you.

RSIxidor (#950)

14 years ago

@...dieAntagonista:
Now I feel like a sad minstrel of my dirt.

dieAntagonista (#)

14 years ago

@...RSIxidor:
I still feel bad about having called you a dick. You’re still a king, your kingdom’s right there before your feet.

Oh and fuck you.

RSIxidor (#950)

14 years ago

@...dieAntagonista:
Did you know that I used to use the argument that their is an understand “you” at the beginning of the sentence “Fuck you” to try to convince girls to have sex with themselves?

dieAntagonista (#)

14 years ago

@...RSIxidor:
That’s either really stupid, or brilliant. But I’m pretty sure something, somewhere just exploded because of it. Unbelievable.

MonkeyHitman (#3835)

14 years ago

@...RSIxidor: If it float atop throw some crude oil and a match. If it’s underwater then throw a dynamite, the ones used for Dynamite fishing -> farm1.static.flickr.com/22/28654482_b969d25353.jpg?v=0

MonkeyHitman (#3835)

14 years ago

if the plant is floating on top*

RSIxidor (#950)

14 years ago

@...ColombianMonkey:
The first wouldn’t kill it unless the oil remains for a long enough time.

The dynamite is not killing with fire.

Either way, its not the fire that kills it.

sylvanish (#4787)

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14 years ago

RSIxidor is technically correct, this is indeed a water lily, but it is the Egyptian water lily commonly known and called a Blue Lotus, which has very pleasant and enjoyable, mild euphoric effects.