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April 22, 2009 at 12:06 pm
A face not even a mother could love.
April 22, 2009 at 12:07 pm
Tool.
April 22, 2009 at 12:10 pm
Wow, someones yearning for some attention.
April 22, 2009 at 12:15 pm
Kinda reminds me of Arseface.
April 22, 2009 at 12:18 pm
Does this dude eat through a straw? What a weirdo.
Are those hockey pucks? HAHA
April 22, 2009 at 12:26 pm
Makes it easy to spot the moron I suppose.
April 22, 2009 at 12:26 pm
The New Jersey Devils suck and their fans suck.
PROOF!
April 22, 2009 at 12:28 pm
I think those ARE hockey pucks and I also agree that the best word to describe this fuck hole is a TOOL.
April 22, 2009 at 12:28 pm
Why? Just, why?
April 22, 2009 at 12:34 pm
@MrX:
So we know who to go for first when we start up a eugenics program.
April 22, 2009 at 12:44 pm
I hope he rapes Brodeur
April 22, 2009 at 1:02 pm
I’m all for individuality but GODDAMN! Does that really help with girls, having income,………anything?!! Sad, is what this is. Somebody lied to this poor sap.
April 22, 2009 at 1:08 pm
Wow, just wow.
April 22, 2009 at 1:12 pm
The cheeks make him look like some horrible, demented baby. That’s obviously a great look for anyone.
April 22, 2009 at 1:18 pm
Man, that’s commitment to shock value if ever I saw it. That’s definitely gonna grate on him after a while. Then he’ll be a depressed, middle-aged bachelor with holes in his face.
April 22, 2009 at 1:21 pm
Your all wrong, those are wheels. If we chopped his head off we could make a lil R/C head car.
April 22, 2009 at 1:26 pm
I want to punch him in the face as hard as I can and see how many disks I can pop out of his head.
April 22, 2009 at 1:49 pm
WHY?!?
April 22, 2009 at 1:50 pm
Good to know the vast majority of MCS users are peaceful, considerate and tolerant people.
April 22, 2009 at 1:51 pm
What a puckhead
April 22, 2009 at 1:58 pm
wow. I admit to having piercings and stuff, but this guy is a fucking idiot.
April 22, 2009 at 2:15 pm
He does kind of look like a Predator, though.
people.ee.duke.edu/~drsmith/cloaking/predator.jpg
April 22, 2009 at 2:20 pm
@Mack: There’s no need to be tolerant when faced with a pile of fail like this. The only solution is to kill it before it can breed. I’m pretty sure you’re allowed to legally beat something like this to death with a bag of bricks. It falls under the “juggalo law” of permissable homicide as articulated in the Supreme Court case of ICP v. United States (1998), wherein the justices found that certain subcultures (i.e., juggalos) are so annoying and worthless that it’s in the public’s interest to eradicate them with extreme prejudice.
April 22, 2009 at 2:30 pm
Well at least the guy doesnt have a problem going half way with things.
April 22, 2009 at 3:22 pm
This is what happens when you neglect your kids.
April 22, 2009 at 3:33 pm
@Howie Feltersnatch:
My truth-o-meter is spiking off the charts!
April 22, 2009 at 3:36 pm
why the shooped devil’s emblem?
April 22, 2009 at 3:36 pm
@Teutonic Logic: He sure as hell half-assed the whole keeping-your-face-intact thing
April 22, 2009 at 3:41 pm
@Howie Feltersnatch:
Glad to see you think humanity is only skin deep.
Also Body modification ≠Juggaloism
fail
April 22, 2009 at 3:44 pm
One can only wonder what he will look like at 80 years of age…
April 22, 2009 at 4:01 pm
@Mack:
Irritation factor of this level of body modification = irritation factor of any level of Juggaloism
April 22, 2009 at 4:42 pm
Oh come on…this is RIDICULOUS….
i mean, not onLy do those Look Like they are stretched too far (as in it REALLY Looks Like that’s painfuL anytime he has anything in them) but You’re saying he has HOCKEY PUCKS in them?
What a fooL…
WTF
April 22, 2009 at 4:45 pm
@Mack: We are peaceful and tolerant, but this guy is begging to be stared at and pointed at. Why the fuck else would he put holes that size in his FACE??!
And, before you go thinking anything at all, I have tats, I have piercings. I get the idea behind body modification. This is extreme and ridiculous. Anything that interferes with your ability to have a normal life (eating, for example) is not normal.
April 22, 2009 at 5:20 pm
“This looks shooped. I can tell by some of the pixels and by shooping a few whoops in my time.”
April 22, 2009 at 5:21 pm
That was for @camel:
April 22, 2009 at 5:56 pm
Looks like Preditor.
April 22, 2009 at 7:32 pm
@Mack: There’s a limit to what most people will normally be open minded about. This guy has found it. I feel more pity than anything. That’s coming awful close to the “I’ll pray for you” backhanded insult, I know. But this guy will not age well.
April 22, 2009 at 7:40 pm
actually, this guy doesn’t look like that anymore, he has taken his cheek… piercings? out and they’re quite minimal now. he’s a polish dude, and quite a celebrity apparently.
April 22, 2009 at 7:52 pm
I honestly don’t see why everyone is hating on this guy simply for a decision he’s made about his appearance.
He did it for himself, not for you lot too laugh at. Flawed argument by pretty much every user here.
And as for people having a limit to being open minded, well, it doesn’t affect them in any way shape or form, so I fail to see how that limit could be reached.
April 22, 2009 at 11:16 pm
Looking at his cheeks makes me actually feel sorry for him.
April 22, 2009 at 11:45 pm
@Mack: Some people cannot rest on an issue until they’ve passed judgement. Since there is no explanation available, people here have invented their own and already disagreed with it.
April 23, 2009 at 12:45 am
@Mack:
So he chose it for himself, good for him. I hope he’s happy because almost everyone else is laughing.
April 23, 2009 at 2:41 am
How does he eat?
April 23, 2009 at 3:37 am
I agree with Mack.
I don’t think this guy looks good, but I think people should be able to look the way they want. Makes the world more interesting.
April 23, 2009 at 5:28 am
This just makes me glad I’m a Rangers fan…
April 23, 2009 at 10:50 am
I, for one, don’t understand the assumption that everyone is, or needs to be, “open minded.”
Do we really need to respect every single possible choice that anyone could conceivably make?
This guy is clearly an idiot and should be, at the least, sterilized. Frankly, I think we’d all be better off if he were immolated in a flaming barrel.
April 23, 2009 at 11:18 am
@Mack: Not hating, but you really think he didn’t do it for attention? Any kind of attention? Yeah, now he has quasi-celebrity status. For what? Making himself look so outlandishly different from any other human being on purpose. He’s an attention whore and he’s getting attention here. Mission accomplished.
April 23, 2009 at 1:02 pm
Fools! In the event of teh terrorisms, this dude will survive quite handily with the right accessory while everyone else has to go rummage for their gear:
www.harborfreight.com/cpi/ctaf/displayitem.taf?Itemnumber=44114
April 23, 2009 at 3:25 pm
holy FUCK!
April 23, 2009 at 4:46 pm
This guy does NOT want a date.
April 23, 2009 at 5:39 pm
@PathogenAntifreeze:
that’s fucking hilarious, +1 internets to you, sir!
April 23, 2009 at 9:55 pm
@PathogenAntifreeze: lmao
Well played.