Things to say during sex

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“Who`s your abusive stepfather?!?”
Yeah. Not so sexy.

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    16 Responses to Things to say during sex

    1. I’m going to pound the farts out of you!! I’m dying right now.

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    2. This may be the funniest thing I’ve seen on this site.

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    3. I just pooped. No…Really.

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    4. I rule. At fucking. My Job. Is Trucking. Don’t Stop. Keep Sucking.

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    5. Heil Hitler! Haha.
      As someone who has only ever gotten tips on this from N.W.A. lyrics, this is very useful.

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    6. “I’m going to pound the farts out of you”
      I wee’d a little.

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    7. Here’s a dollar. In change. (Mostly pennies.)

      ROFL I want this as a poster.

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    8. lmao
      i’m guessing this will be helpful when the whole “sex” thing happens to me

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    9. @kavi09: What if you get distracted trying to remember stuff? Or you only remember stuff from the bad side?

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    10. @joodles: Zip up the pants and walk away. Said person would clearly not ready for sex. 😉

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    11. @nyokki: Forgive my sucky sentence. That’s what happens when you’re typing one sentence and also thinking of an alternative.

      Said person is clearly not ready for sex.

      or

      Said person would clearly bot be ready for sex.

      or

      ‘Sumptin like that.

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    12. @nyokki:
      sentence fail

      @nyokki:
      explanation of alternate sentence fail

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