Things to say during sex

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“Who`s your abusive stepfather?!?”
Yeah. Not so sexy.


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    Awesome1
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    I’m going to pound the farts out of you!! I’m dying right now.

    pantsoffdanceoff
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    This may be the funniest thing I’ve seen on this site.

    numb7rs
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    Haha, fucking epic.

    RSIxidor
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    Hello vicar

    nyoki
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    I just pooped. No…Really.

    TGGeko
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    I rule. At fucking. My Job. Is Trucking. Don’t Stop. Keep Sucking.

    joodles
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    Heil Hitler! Haha.
    As someone who has only ever gotten tips on this from N.W.A. lyrics, this is very useful.

    Queensly
    Member

    “I’m going to pound the farts out of you”
    I wee’d a little.

    borandi
    Member

    Here’s a dollar. In change. (Mostly pennies.)

    ROFL I want this as a poster.

    deuce
    Member

    lol irl.

    Sauce?

    kavi09
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    kavi09

    lmao
    i’m guessing this will be helpful when the whole “sex” thing happens to me

    joodles
    Member

    @kavi09: What if you get distracted trying to remember stuff? Or you only remember stuff from the bad side?

    nyoki
    Member

    @joodles: Zip up the pants and walk away. Said person would clearly not ready for sex. 😉

    nyoki
    Member

    @nyokki: Forgive my sucky sentence. That’s what happens when you’re typing one sentence and also thinking of an alternative.

    Said person is clearly not ready for sex.

    or

    Said person would clearly bot be ready for sex.

    or

    ‘Sumptin like that.

    RSIxidor
    Member

    @nyokki:
    sentence fail

    @nyokki:
    explanation of alternate sentence fail

    nyoki
    Member

    Thanx for the slightly tardy fail notice.



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