I was trying to figure out what was funny/fucked up about this for several seconds before I saw the sawse.

“DAD!!!! You got it in my eyes again! DAMNIT!”

I need an explanation on whats going on here…

The white shit on the mirror is adhesive for a fisheye mirror that used to be there.

sorry if that ruined it for anyone that wanted to post a good jizz joke

I love this country.

You go from tropical heaven to beautiful arid desert.

I will advise everyone to come here, if needs be you can stay at my house.

It is worth the trip.

@Putridity: How could I possibly say no to that? Now, where’s my damn suitcase?

@DarkDsurion: I must warn you my house is remeniscent of a crack den.

“Aww Shit!!! That Fuckin’ gopher ate all of my vegetables again!”

“Oh Daddy what are we ever gonna do now?”

“Plant another thousand acres of vegetables and Kill myself a gopher!”

Someone offered free lodging?

Sure why not. Only trick is you have to guess where I live.

😀

@Putridity: you bastard! It wont matter, ill pitch a god damn tent. i hear people just bike around australia with a digital camera and a lap top.

I still don’t get it…

@GorillaMunch: if you had of caught me about 8 months ago I would have offered. I lived ina 3 room house by myself. But now I have housemates who are neurotic, jobless and completely useless. EG: I did dishes on thursday night, went to bendigo on friday (2 hours away from where I live in melbourne) came back on sunday nioght and there was a huge stack of dishes from the whole weekend…. I wasn’t fucking impressed. But to further clarify the point that my house looks like a crackden. look it up on google maps. 20 railway road Briar… Read more »