Expensive Salvation
(6 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)You need to be a registered member to rate this post.
Loading ...
Add to favorites Tags: Religion
Processing your request, Please wait....
Leave a comment ?
(6 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)You need to be a registered member to rate this post.
Loading ...Add to favorites Tags: Religion
April 20, 2009 at 5:04 pm
“he died for your sins..” -That price is a sin.
April 20, 2009 at 5:09 pm
That’s $12 worth of sins washed away right there. (Assuming God’s profit margin is about 10%)
April 20, 2009 at 5:39 pm
@deuce: 116
April 20, 2009 at 5:44 pm
@deuce: $12? 10%? 116? No wonder I don’t understand religion! The math is unfathomable!
April 20, 2009 at 5:48 pm
@Lamb: Oh wait, I’m stupid…. sorry.
April 20, 2009 at 5:53 pm
More like expensive crucifixion.
April 20, 2009 at 5:57 pm
@Lamb: No, you’re right.
God gets 116% profit, because he’s God, and he can do that kind of shit.
April 20, 2009 at 6:28 pm
To quote Billy Idol: “Jesus died for somebody’s sins, but not mine.”
And it’s not the salvation that’s expensive. It’s the store selling this that’s greedy.
April 20, 2009 at 7:53 pm
I once saw God at a Christian Book Store.
April 20, 2009 at 11:02 pm
god wants 10% of your GROSS income… don’t forget. not net. can’t be putting your government before the invisible man who lives up in the sky…
April 21, 2009 at 1:39 am
Math: 116€ = $150
$150 of sins… what’s the going rate for adultery nowadays? $5? $10?
George Carlin had the best anti-God rants. I hope that Carlin is in a better place, and that God doesn’t sexually abuse him.