Cynomolgus Monkey

Added on April 20th, 2009 by Tetsuo137 | Report Post
Tags:Cute As Hell Animals

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ack (#1582)

14 years ago

Cunnilingus Monkey?

It’s more likely than you think.

MonkeyHitman (#3835)

14 years ago

i need moar pictures!! i want to make a monkey mosaic

Tetsuo137 (#6233)

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14 years ago

@...ColombianMonkey: I wish I could bring you some pictures from my company!! I work very closely with monkeys, but due to the sensitive nature of my field of work in I cannot even bring a camera into the building. I have a bunch though in a folder, I can post some more!

sylvanish (#4787)

14 years ago

@...Tetsuo137: …and just what the hell are you doing to those monkeys?!

Tetsuo137 (#6233)

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14 years ago

@...sylvanish: I work at a preclinical trials facility.

sylvanish (#4787)

14 years ago

@...sylvanish: I see. Well, nothing personal, but I hate you.

sylvanish (#4787)

14 years ago

lol, oops. that was supposed to be @...Tetsuo137: So just to be clear; I hate you, generic animecharacter### clone. I hope the monkeys break free and eat your face.

@...sylvanish: I’m sorry baby, I love you. You know that right? You mean the world to me and I will always love you.

dieAntagonista (#)

14 years ago

I love generic anime character clones.

@...sylvanish: Narcissistic like me, 140 points. Also, Freudian slip = lulz.

Tetsuo137 (#6233)

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14 years ago

@...sylvanish: Personality disorder? I lol’d. Twice. Let’s be clear, the animals are treated very well. The monkeys get to watch tv, eat lots of fruits, and have an interactive environment. I even socially groom them in an effort to interact as much as possible. No cosmetic product is tested on them, only up and coming medicines. Doesn’t mean I agree with it, which is exactly why this field of work is only temporary. But if it has to happen, I would rather the cure for AIDS or cancer come about through an animal, rather than someones son or daughter. Doesn’t make the subject any less touchy to say the least…

MonkeyHitman (#3835)

14 years ago

@...Tetsuo137: please send pictures. much well appreciated.

sylvanish (#4787)

14 years ago

@...Tetsuo137: The road to hell is paved with good intentions.

Well treated slaves are still slaves. But so be it. Hypocritical as it might make me, I would rather they use death-row and life sentence criminals for such trials, rather than animals.

But really, you would prefer the cure for aids or cancer to come from an animal rather than a human, who would be immortalized as a hero? Curious.

But like I said, it’s not personal, and if it is a temporary position, then my hate for you is also temporary.
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Say… if AIDS was caused by someone fucking a chimp… what if the cure could be found by inverting the process? …Get chimps with aids to fuck human (volunteers) with aids. Has it been tried? I think it’s worth a shot.

Personally, if I already had aids, I’d volunteer to let a chimp fuck me. I’d do all sorts of crazy experimental stuff like that. If I had aids.

But normally I make primates stop at third base. I’m not a freak.