Cynomolgus Monkey

11 Responses to Cynomolgus Monkey

1. ack (UID# 1582) 0  0

   April 20, 2009 at 7:10 am

   Cunnilingus Monkey?

   It’s more likely than you think.

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2. monkeyhitman (UID# 3835) 0  0

   

   April 20, 2009 at 8:43 am

   i need moar pictures!! i want to make a monkey mosaic

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3. tetsuo137 (UID# 6233) 0  0

   April 20, 2009 at 10:10 am

   @ColombianMonkey: I wish I could bring you some pictures from my company!! I work very closely with monkeys, but due to the sensitive nature of my field of work in I cannot even bring a camera into the building. I have a bunch though in a folder, I can post some more!

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4. sylvanish (UID# 4787) 0  0

   April 20, 2009 at 2:17 pm

   @Tetsuo137: …and just what the hell are you doing to those monkeys?!

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5. tetsuo137 (UID# 6233) 0  0

   April 21, 2009 at 5:50 am

   @sylvanish: I work at a preclinical trials facility.

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6. sylvanish (UID# 4787) 0  0

   April 21, 2009 at 4:01 pm

   @sylvanish: I see. Well, nothing personal, but I hate you.

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7. sylvanish (UID# 4787) 0  0

   April 21, 2009 at 4:05 pm

   lol, oops. that was supposed to be @Tetsuo137: So just to be clear; I hate you, generic animecharacter### clone. I hope the monkeys break free and eat your face.

   @sylvanish: I’m sorry baby, I love you. You know that right? You mean the world to me and I will always love you.

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8. dieantagonista (UID# 2287) 0  0

   

   April 21, 2009 at 4:15 pm

   I love generic anime character clones.

   @sylvanish: Narcissistic like me, 140 points. Also, Freudian slip = lulz.

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9. tetsuo137 (UID# 6233) 0  0

   April 21, 2009 at 6:07 pm

   @sylvanish: Personality disorder? I lol’d. Twice. Let’s be clear, the animals are treated very well. The monkeys get to watch tv, eat lots of fruits, and have an interactive environment. I even socially groom them in an effort to interact as much as possible. No cosmetic product is tested on them, only up and coming medicines. Doesn’t mean I agree with it, which is exactly why this field of work is only temporary. But if it has to happen, I would rather the cure for AIDS or cancer come about through an animal, rather than someones son or daughter. Doesn’t make the subject any less touchy to say the least…

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10. monkeyhitman (UID# 3835) 0  0

    

    April 21, 2009 at 6:19 pm

    @Tetsuo137: please send pictures. much well appreciated.

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11. sylvanish (UID# 4787) 0  0

    April 21, 2009 at 9:10 pm

    @Tetsuo137: The road to hell is paved with good intentions.

    Well treated slaves are still slaves. But so be it. Hypocritical as it might make me, I would rather they use death-row and life sentence criminals for such trials, rather than animals.

    But really, you would prefer the cure for aids or cancer to come from an animal rather than a human, who would be immortalized as a hero? Curious.

    But like I said, it’s not personal, and if it is a temporary position, then my hate for you is also temporary.
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    Say… if AIDS was caused by someone fucking a chimp… what if the cure could be found by inverting the process? …Get chimps with aids to fuck human (volunteers) with aids. Has it been tried? I think it’s worth a shot.

    Personally, if I already had aids, I’d volunteer to let a chimp fuck me. I’d do all sorts of crazy experimental stuff like that. If I had aids.

    But normally I make primates stop at third base. I’m not a freak.

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