Man fails to get neighbor’s wife pregnant…

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…wife not surprised.



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    hufnmouth

    Cue the Volkswagen engineer: “Oh, SNAP!”

    joodles

    Aw this is delicious.

    Paul_Is_Drunk

    He was paid in American currency?

    Something smells fishy.

    joodles

    Paul_Is_Drunk: It’s in English, so I assume they translated the currency too.

    Staplegun

    I wonder if the same doctor pronounced them both sterile…

    Luke Magnifico

    Staplegun: Heh. Dude’s not even a doctor, he just likes meddling.

    King_Groovy

    can’t get the wife pregnant…

    buddy can’t get the wife pregnant…

    buddy finds out he’s not the father of his own kids…

    FAIL-FECTA!!

    Paul_Is_Drunk

    Meh, it still sounds made up. One of those ‘people want it to be true’ kind of things. I could be wrong.

    MacheteJak

    King_Groovy: Awesome. “FAIL-FECTA!”

    King_Groovy

    MacheteJak: I have my moments 🙂

    Death_to_Dude

    So it was the mail man in the bedroom…with Maus’s wife!

    Billy Manic

    Oh you!

    RSIxidor

    Guys, it says the two existing children from the payed family looked like the father of the paying family.

    Somebody is not admitting something.

    ack

    Former beauty queen wife… lives near Stuttgart… wants to get knocked up…

    This is complete bullshit. I live near Stuttgart, and would have knocked her up for free. If she is still cute… I might even pay a “deposit fee”.

    Why do I always miss out on the good deals…

    Screw this, I am headed to the phone book. There simply cannot be that many Demetrius Soupolos’s in the Stuttgart area.

    Luke Magnifico

    ack: Dude, FORMER beauty queen.

    Could be, like, Ms Stuttgart 1950.

    ack

    LukeV1-5:
    If Frank Maus is willing to put his junk into her – so am I.

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