Man fails to get neighbor’s wife pregnant…

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…wife not surprised.


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    hufnmouth
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    Cue the Volkswagen engineer: “Oh, SNAP!”

    joodles
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    Aw this is delicious.

    Paul_Is_Drunk
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    He was paid in American currency?

    Something smells fishy.

    joodles
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    @Paul_Is_Drunk: It’s in English, so I assume they translated the currency too.

    Staplegun
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    I wonder if the same doctor pronounced them both sterile…

    Luke Magnifico
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    @Staplegun: Heh. Dude’s not even a doctor, he just likes meddling.

    King_Groovy
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    can’t get the wife pregnant…

    buddy can’t get the wife pregnant…

    buddy finds out he’s not the father of his own kids…

    FAIL-FECTA!!

    Paul_Is_Drunk
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    Meh, it still sounds made up. One of those ‘people want it to be true’ kind of things. I could be wrong.

    MacheteJak
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    @King_Groovy: Awesome. “FAIL-FECTA!”

    King_Groovy
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    @MacheteJak: I have my moments 🙂

    Death_to_Dude
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    Death_to_Dude

    So it was the mail man in the bedroom…with Maus’s wife!

    Billy Manic
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    Oh you!

    RSIxidor
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    Guys, it says the two existing children from the payed family looked like the father of the paying family.

    Somebody is not admitting something.

    ack
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    Former beauty queen wife… lives near Stuttgart… wants to get knocked up…

    This is complete bullshit. I live near Stuttgart, and would have knocked her up for free. If she is still cute… I might even pay a “deposit fee”.

    Why do I always miss out on the good deals…

    Screw this, I am headed to the phone book. There simply cannot be that many Demetrius Soupolos’s in the Stuttgart area.

    Luke Magnifico
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    @ack: Dude, FORMER beauty queen.

    Could be, like, Ms Stuttgart 1950.

    ack
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    @LukeV1-5:
    If Frank Maus is willing to put his junk into her – so am I.



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