NSFW – Haw!

13 Responses to NSFW – Haw!

1. bowtome (UID# 1755) 0  0

   April 17, 2009 at 1:04 am

   Funny until the last one … that last one hurts to look at.

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2. puulaahi (UID# 4552) 0  0

   

   April 17, 2009 at 1:05 am

   @BowToMe: Tru Dat!

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3. paul_is_drunk (UID# 796) 0  0

   

   April 17, 2009 at 1:37 am

   For the life of me, I can’t figure out if sperm is vegan. I mean, it was willingly given, but at the same time, so is milk. I mean, if you don’t milk a dairy cow, it suffers injuries from overproducing milk (side effect of breeding). That’s pretty fucked up, yet vegans are still against it. I guess it’d be a coin toss on this one.

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4. outofocus (UID# 3862) 0  0

   April 17, 2009 at 3:11 am

   These are lame.

   @Paul_Is_Drunk: Sperm is given willingly by a sentient being, not an animal. Horse sperm would not be acceptable to vegans but human sperm would be.

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5. ack (UID# 1582) 0  0

   April 17, 2009 at 4:54 am

   @outofocus:
   I am not sure that I agree with you there…

   Willingly given is not really a vegan excuse otherwise cannibalism would be OK if it was with permission… which sounds odd, but unfortunately has happened in a city some 40 km from me some 4 years ago.

   So, take away the free will argument and sperm looks awfully un-vegan.

   On a similar note… I wonder if it is OK to watch a vegan woman have sex with a donkey, if the donkey enjoys the experience and has paid for drinks and dinner…

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6. hochunk (UID# 5604) 0  0

   April 17, 2009 at 6:29 am

   I have to confess to briefly being curious as to how you’d judge the “willingness” of an ejaculating animal. It’d be one thing if it were electrically induced (which is done) but…okay now I am no longer curious.

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7. hochunk (UID# 5604) 0  0

   April 17, 2009 at 6:30 am

   Oh, and I think I may have failed by omitting the NSFW tag…sorry.

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8. dreth (UID# 983) 0  0

   April 17, 2009 at 8:06 am

   MILK ME!

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9. rsixidor (UID# 950) 0  0

   

   April 17, 2009 at 10:30 am

   @outofocus:
   If the cows offspring were being fed by the mother, it really shouldn’t be an issue. What happened when man did not milk cows? Its possible that modern cows produce more milk than needed for their actual offspring, and if this is true then it must be due to human’s fucking with cows in this manner for a few millenia. What about the wild bovine species that are not reliant on mankind to milk them? They don’t have these issues.

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10. rsixidor (UID# 950) 0  0

    

    April 17, 2009 at 11:50 am

    That was meant for Paul, actually.

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11. paul_is_drunk (UID# 796) 0  0

    

    April 17, 2009 at 12:59 pm

    @RSIxidor: Digression and moot point. The cows still need to be milked.

    Laying ‘blame’ doesn’t help the poor cows.

    Though, ironically, I am for the lower distribution of cows to reduce methane emissions and increase world food production. Vegans, as a group, are just too stuck in their mindset and converting people (kinda like hardcore Christians) to be of any practical help. I have a few low-key vegan friends, but they don’t go off on me when I eat a burger.

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12. rsixidor (UID# 950) 0  0

    

    April 17, 2009 at 1:12 pm

    @Paul_Is_Drunk:
    I don’t like that cows need to be milked, but perhaps its a fact, I don’t know the science behind it. I do know that if it is a fact, its because humans made it that way and that does not make it okay, just explains how it came to be this way. Most cows in the agricultural industry do not live anything that can be considered a life. They’re machines, plain and simple.

    There also wouldn’t be as many cows as they’re are today if farming them hadn’t turned into an industry. There’s plenty of other food sources out there, so that’s really a moot point anyway.

    I’m not trying to convert you, do whatever you want. Seriously. I mean it.

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13. watanabex (UID# 2221) 0  0

    April 17, 2009 at 10:10 pm

    this comic is just trying too hard to be outrageous

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